Survival kit -- What would be in yours?

IregAt420 · Mar 17, 2011

see4 said:
I too, was just playin. No worries man. Im really sensitive about the sex thing, I suffer from micro-penis, my dick is incredibly tiny, I'm talking infant tiny. So whenever fine men such as yourself, with what I have to assume have a massive dong, makes a wise crack about my sexuality or penis size, I start to cry. Its cool though man, no worries.

Can we hug it out? ( Assuming you have been part of a circle jerk before. I gotta assume so, with your manly man meat. )

I almost want to assume that you have a humungo penis. And you just say these things to make us feel better about ourselves?

What a kind deed sir :clap:

mellokitty · Mar 17, 2011

beans. rice. jerky. kelp. water. water-purification-alia. clack-clack-boom. big knife. first aid kit. eveything else i can eventually barter for my dry goods.

Luger187 · Mar 17, 2011

i would bring bear grylls

Carne Seca · Mar 17, 2011

HighLowGrow said:
The pocket pussy doubles as a shot glass when your done. So yes, it does make dinner.

-HLG

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mcpurple · Mar 17, 2011

Luger187 said:
i would bring bear grylls

a proven fake at what he does

akgrown · Mar 17, 2011

Carne Seca said:
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Seen this movie already like 3 times (live with someone who got their hands on a good pirated copy) and it is so fucking funny.

thegersman · Mar 17, 2011

see4 said:
I can't believe I'm the only one who has chosen to bring along a pocket pussy. I feel like the odd man out...

According to the American Red Cross Disaster Manual...you should use your hand and use that pocket pu**y as a drinking vessel.

Tomoyo · Mar 17, 2011

I already have a first-aid kit from Costco... Which has blankets too, cordless heating pad, lots of non-perishable food.

a dog named chico · Mar 17, 2011

matches, physicians desk reference, anti-biotics, an ounce of weed, and my dog (aka emergency rations...lol)

kevin · Mar 17, 2011

i'd bring cody the barefoot survivalist. i bet he would have a stash and know which shrooms would be safe to eat.

Luger187 said:
i would bring bear grylls

Carne Seca · Mar 17, 2011

Yeah but Bear Grylls takes it in the ass. In case I get lonely... you know...

see4 · Mar 17, 2011

Tomoyo said:
I already have a first-aid kit from Costco... Which has blankets too, cordless heating pad, lots of non-perishable food.

I am totally willing to be your first aid kit. As long as you are my naughty naughty school girl.

Did I just cross the line? My b.

see4 · Mar 17, 2011

neosapien said:
I dunno, does it make dinner too? Cuz mine is making me dinner as I type this. If it makes me dinner and doesn't complain that it's "too big" I'll consider it.

Oh I get it. You are making a reference to the size of your penis. You are claiming you have a rather large penis. Well kudos my good man.

smokebros · Mar 17, 2011

a bunch of pot

Tomoyo · Mar 17, 2011

see4 said:
I am totally willing to be your first aid kit. As long as you are my naughty naughty school girl.

Did I just cross the line? My b.

You arnt the first to come onto me so I guess I'll forgive you.

StonedPony · Mar 17, 2011

Tomoyo said:
You arnt the first to come onto me so I guess I'll forgive you.

in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

IregAt420 · Mar 17, 2011

StonedPony said:
in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

Fuck the dots..........

that is some funny shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:clap:

StonedPony · Mar 17, 2011

IregAt420 said:
Fuck the dots..........

that is some funny shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how would you know it was me...........without the dots...............LOL.......ya gotta love me im the brat.

see4 · Mar 17, 2011

StonedPony said:
in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

haha, reminds me of the movie Shawshank Redemption -- "Hey.. Did anybody come at you yet?" ... "What I mean to say is, has anybody tried to be your friend? I could be a real friend to you...yeaaaa."

Tomoyo · Mar 17, 2011

StonedPony said:
in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

More than I care to remember lol..and get your head out of the gutter..I guess I was asking for that one LOL

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