Survival kit -- What would be in yours?

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StonedPony

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Tomoyo said:
More than I care to remember lol..and get your head out of the gutter..I guess I was asking for that one LOL
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huggggggggggsssssssss Im sorry I tried not to I really did........ya know I like you and not going to slam ..........just tease you........huggss
 
see4

see4

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StonedPony said:
thats old even for me..........I expected much better than that from you...........now get bck in there and fight.
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You are right.. that was soft... ok Tomoyo - how bout this: "My dick is Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?" Aww, damn that wont work, because my dick is the size of a single skittle.. so even if she were excited, she would just laugh at the size of my tiny micro-penis. Besides, I've yet to clean the pee stain I left on my boxer briefs from the laughter I commenced earlier.
 
see4

see4

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All joking aside Tomoyo - you are a good looking chick. Now, I know I wear glasses, and I usually wear a terrible yellow shirt with an ugly ass brown sweater, and my hair is awful, but rest assured, my cock is fucking huge.
 
DelSlow

DelSlow

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see4 said:
You are right.. that was soft... ok Tomoyo - how bout this: "My dick is Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?" Aww, damn that wont work, because my dick is the size of a single skittle.. so even if she were excited, she would just laugh at the size of my tiny micro-penis. Besides, I've yet to clean the pee stain I left on my boxer briefs from the laughter I commenced earlier.
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WTF?! I don't know how to respond.. Do I laugh or cry or kill myself or kill you? Lmao...
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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Lol, I'm surprised everyone would bring a first aid kit, bringing a first aid kit says you'd hurt yerself. I would not bring one just for that reason. lol

box of Field Rations, 9" Bowie, 15 round 9mm with 4 clips and 2 boxes of ammo, Hatchet, Good pair of boots, small 1 person tent and heavy duty sleeping bag. Oh and night vision goggles, hell ya! Find a place to hold out, up in the mountains or deep under ground, no prob! Have to find tons of books or sumthin tho, be bored outta my mind
 
bunnyface

bunnyface

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No kit needed,,british army standard issue machetee,2L water bottle...(excluding the baggie,bacci and skins in my pocket)
stayed quite happyily in the woods and hills for about 10days with just these two items ,,

I guess thats what being in the Royal Marines will teach you,,that and to iron,make your bed and polish your boots,,,haha,,
take it easy all.
 
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