Survival kit -- What would be in yours?

[IregAt420]

I too, was just playin. No worries man. Im really sensitive about the sex thing, I suffer from micro-penis, my dick is incredibly tiny, I'm talking infant tiny. So whenever fine men such as yourself, with what I have to assume have a massive dong, makes a wise crack about my sexuality or penis size, I start to cry. Its cool though man, no worries.

Can we hug it out? ( Assuming you have been part of a circle jerk before. I gotta assume so, with your manly man meat. )

I almost want to assume that you have a humungo penis. And you just say these things to make us feel better about ourselves?

What a kind deed sir

 

[mellokitty]

beans. rice. jerky. kelp. water. water-purification-alia. clack-clack-boom. big knife. first aid kit. eveything else i can eventually barter for my dry goods.

 

[Luger187]

i would bring bear grylls

 

[Carne Seca]

The pocket pussy doubles as a shot glass when your done. So yes, it does make dinner.

-HLG

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[mcpurple]

i would bring bear grylls

a proven fake at what he does

 

[akgrown]

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Seen this movie already like 3 times (live with someone who got their hands on a good pirated copy) and it is so fucking funny.

 

[thegersman]

I can't believe I'm the only one who has chosen to bring along a pocket pussy. I feel like the odd man out...

According to the American Red Cross Disaster Manual...you should use your hand and use that pocket pu**y as a drinking vessel.

 

[Tomoyo]

I already have a first-aid kit from Costco... Which has blankets too, cordless heating pad, lots of non-perishable food.

 

[a dog named chico]

matches, physicians desk reference, anti-biotics, an ounce of weed, and my dog (aka emergency rations...lol)

 

[kevin]

i'd bring cody the barefoot survivalist. i bet he would have a stash and know which shrooms would be safe to eat.

i would bring bear grylls

 

[Carne Seca]

Yeah but Bear Grylls takes it in the ass. In case I get lonely... you know...

 

[see4]

I already have a first-aid kit from Costco... Which has blankets too, cordless heating pad, lots of non-perishable food.

I am totally willing to be your first aid kit. As long as you are my naughty naughty school girl.

Did I just cross the line? My b.

 

[see4]

I dunno, does it make dinner too? Cuz mine is making me dinner as I type this. If it makes me dinner and doesn't complain that it's "too big" I'll consider it.

Oh I get it. You are making a reference to the size of your penis. You are claiming you have a rather large penis. Well kudos my good man.

 

[smokebros]

a bunch of pot

 

[Tomoyo]

I am totally willing to be your first aid kit. As long as you are my naughty naughty school girl.

Did I just cross the line? My b.

You arnt the first to come onto me so I guess I'll forgive you.

 

[StonedPony]

You arnt the first to come onto me so I guess I'll forgive you.

in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

 

[IregAt420]

in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

Fuck the dots..........

that is some funny shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[StonedPony]

Fuck the dots..........

that is some funny shit right there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how would you know it was me...........without the dots...............LOL.......ya gotta love me im the brat.

 

[see4]

in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

haha, reminds me of the movie Shawshank Redemption -- "Hey.. Did anybody come at you yet?" ... "What I mean to say is, has anybody tried to be your friend? I could be a real friend to you...yeaaaa."

 

[Tomoyo]

in no way will I reply to that...............but if I were to say something...............no no no I wont..............get me in BIG trouble LOL

ah fuck it......................so how many came on you?

More than I care to remember lol..and get your head out of the gutter..I guess I was asking for that one LOL