Specific Jibber Jabber Thread

Well, since it's THAT kinda party...

[video=youtube;tPIMNr47ZHE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPIMNr47ZHE[/video]

a really catchy song about butt and mouth rape.
 
see4 said:
I really like the word erection. Next time you are ordering a cup of coffee at starbucks, try slipping the word 'erection' into your order, see if they notice.
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"When is the next Congressional erection?" "Can you give me erection to the nearest Chevron station?" "How about all the building going on here, erection everywhere!"
[video=youtube;mXPeLctgvQI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPeLctgvQI&hd=1[/video]
 
One of those days, not even 10:30am and I'm 4 joints in and my neck is still killing me, but the sun is shining and my son wants to play.
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Well what a week. Monday I made an offer on an other house and Wed. someone paid cash for the house. I lost out on a good place but it did need a lot of work. Today I made an offer on a house that I've been looking at for 3 weeks but just didn't think it was right. So just by chance I looked at the place and it was built in 1925 and I was afraid of all the problems of a old house. The place has been remodeled top to bottom and it's sweet. I hope the 3rd time is a charm.
 
Good Luck Matchbox! Houses built during prohibition sometimes have neat little hiding places. I've heard of some being built with secret rooms.
 
During prohibition Seattle and Tacoma were a hot spot for smuggling. I'll look for hidden rooms if I get the place. I stopped for a beer at a place that I go once in a while and while I was talking to a young lady that I know there she hit on me. I wasn't sure at first but she was very clear about it and I did get the message. She is 30 years younger than me. I think I could have a hart attack real fast but what a way to go. I know her parents and could not go there.
 
match box said:
During prohibition Seattle and Tacoma were a hot spot for smuggling. I'll look for hidden rooms if I get the place. I stopped for a beer at a place that I go once in a while and while I was talking to a young lady that I know there she hit on me. I wasn't sure at first but she was very clear about it and I did get the message. She is 30 years younger than me. I think I could have a hart attack real fast but what a way to go. I know her parents and could not go there.
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potpimp said:
Big bowl of bud, Beer, and Pizza!! Fuck yeah.
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That's exactly what I'm doing, and now I'm watching a movie :D
 
I was on a long road trip today and had to pee. As I was a long ways from anywhere I could relieve myself, I had to hold it. Shit was getting tight; I was clinching everything and trying to figure out just how many more minutes I could go (think 3-4). I got to a small town and headed straight for the Safeway right off the exit. When I got out of the car, I realize my chode was cramped from the clinch. I was walking all crazy, trying not to show pain (think Vincent D'onifro in MIB). You know when you have to pee so bad, your not sure you will get your zipper down in time? That was me. As it started to flow the cramp released. Crazy.
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
I was on a long road trip today and had to pee. As I was a long ways from anywhere I could relieve myself, I had to hold it. Shit was getting tight; I was clinching everything and trying to figure out just how many more minutes I could go (think 3-4). I got to a small town and headed straight for the Safeway right off the exit. When I got out of the car, I realize my chode was cramped from the clinch. I was walking all crazy, trying not to show pain (think Vincent D'onifro in MIB). You know when you have to pee so bad, your not sure you will get your zipper down in time? That was me. As it started to flow the cramp released. Crazy.
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chode cramps hurt like hell~
 
Bad storms hit here yesterday. Trees down everywhere. But I have power. Unlike many others . Time for my wake and bake
 
The offer I made on the house was accepted. This time I did my own inspection and I'm sure it will pass with no problem. I couldn't be happier no buyers remorse. This place is exactly what I wanted and it's been rebuilt top to bottom. It's as good as a new home. There are 2 spaces to grow 1 inside the house and 1 in the up stares in the 2 car garage or both. Life is good. The best revenge is to live a good life and be happy. I hope you all have a great weekend.
 
ClaytonBigsby said:
I was on a long road trip today and had to pee. As I was a long ways from anywhere I could relieve myself, I had to hold it. Shit was getting tight; I was clinching everything and trying to figure out just how many more minutes I could go (think 3-4). I got to a small town and headed straight for the Safeway right off the exit. When I got out of the car, I realize my chode was cramped from the clinch. I was walking all crazy, trying not to show pain (think Vincent D'onifro in MIB). You know when you have to pee so bad, your not sure you will get your zipper down in time? That was me. As it started to flow the cramp released. Crazy.
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Take an empty Gatorade bottle with you next time.
 
kinetic said:
Got a few pics overlooking the knik arm. Maybe one day I'll make it up that way.
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thats my stomping grounds nowadays.The north side anways.They say its always sunny out on Knik.We snag silvers and reds off the beach there.Tons of places to ride atvs n shit.A few tweakers,lol.But thats a cool spot to hang.30 plus feet tides there

btw,since we have mutaul friends,if you do ever make it here,if you wanna hang around the valley(arm pit of Alaska) I got room for a couple people,as long as they are are 420 friendly
 
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