Something weird happened to me yesterday...

I took a mouth swab drug screen and tested negative! I did a couple dabs and smoked a bowl earlier in the day. Took the test at about 5 PM. I was ready for a urine test with quick fix but since it was a mouth swab I was ready to come up positive and pull out my card. Lucky I didn't have to. I really want this job too. It's super close to home and the pay is decent.

I got the job. Start Monday at 6!

count yer lucky stars,

Med's so dirty he broke the test.lol Good stuff man

I think I was so dirty I messed up the test. Lol. I tested negative a couple times when I was on probation a while back. I told the guy his test was broken when that happened. Another bonus: They called back and I got put on second shift which is better cuz I'm so not a morning person.

Congratz on the new job Med

lol very nice! always good to hear when somethin goes a stoners way!

congrats....

I have heard of cranberry juice, niacin, bleach on your finger and that poisonous cough syrup shit but, never dabs.

I remember sitting next to some guy at a parole office looking like he was going to die, he was stinking up the place
smelling like sweat and vinegar. Still failed too, got cuffed and stuffed probably throwing up the whole back to jail.

never had a court ordered test always for a job so ive never actually used my own piss for a test thank god for a clean brother and hand warmers lol

Congratulations on getting the job! I always hated day shift too.

haha same thing happened to my girlfriend those mouth swab test are shit you can basicly drink water and pass lol

Great to hear med.... Congrats.....

Congrats on the new job bro!
Always glad to hear of good things happening for good people.

Congrats on the job.

From what I understand, the mouth swabs are only accurate within 10-12hrs. Fact or fiction, you got the job!

That's bad ass never heard of that happening to anyone. He'll yeah I'd be stoked

djwimbo said:

Congrats on the job.

From what I understand, the mouth swabs are only accurate within 10-12hrs. Fact or fiction, you got the job!

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I've heard up to 72 hours. I wonder if smoking cigs makes the test less accurate. I smoked before I went in and didn't get to drink anything because the drinking fountain was broke.

congrats

grats on the job. now quick go get some lottery tickets. with your good luck who knows.