Random High Thoughts (some people may be offended)

burnout88

Active Member
So people have always told me that I say some of the weirdest things when I am stoned, so I decided to get high all night long and right some of the crazy thoughts that I get and see either how many responses I get or how many people get offended.

Alright where to start......first are my thoughts about charities, mainly the ones supposedly helping the people in Haiti. I have never once donated to charity and probably never will, to me unless I know where my money is actually going I not giving it to anyone. For example take that earthquake that practically destroyed Haiti, i seen so many charities and celebrities saying to donate money, so I can only assume millions were raised, and look at Haiti now, still destroyed, doesn’t look like much of anything has been cleaned up, thousands of people still do not have homes, they live in colonies of tents that maybe only half were donated by charities, no food and no clean water. Where did these millions go i do not see much done. most of the population is unemployed, they should of took the money and paid the people who live there to help clean up the mess, even if they did pay they much I’m sure anything would help them. And with that i do not believe most charities could do better.
Next when it comes to Africa on the topic of all the starvation, i don’t know much on the topic but i believe with more education it would lower that problem. They need to be taught to use condoms or be given birth control. If i had no money and no job and no place to live i would not have a child, i understand accidents happen but it doesn’t seem like they do much to help prevent that, and yes rape also is much higher there, another reason why birth control would be very effective. I would also think after living such a hard life why would you have a child knowing he or she will have to live the same life. So yes help send them food but if no one is sending them condoms and birth control there will always be starvation.

Alright now to change topics for anyone still reading....
Next let’s talk some religion. Me I don’t believe in any god or anything, i believe in evolution, but i do respect other religions, I was raised catholic. I just can’t believe something just based off some book. Like scientology that is way too out there hard to believe so many people believe it. Anyways I recently learned a few things creationism. First if anyone reading this is a creationist i would like to hear from you. First I have come to learn you believe the earth was just created a few thousand years ago, and that man and dinosaurs lived at the same time and were created at the same time. How can you believe this, this is just more of a reason for me not to believe the bible. What about carbon dating, how can you discard that? Why have no human bones been found at the same level in the earth as dinosaurs. What about all the other research people have done proving the age of the earth. There is proof of evolution, it has been found through fossils of animals and plants. And what do you have to prove that man lived with dinosaurs and that earth is only a few thousand years old. Creationism is crap, i would have to smoke a thousand joints to even start to consider its true,.
Alight time for another joint, and then I will continue on for anyone still out there.
Next I want to talk about the warnings on smoke packs. I am a smoke and yes I know they can kill and i think most smokers do. If you feel the need to put warnings on things that kill people why is there nothing on junk food, fast food, alcohol, cars at the dealership, plane tickets, train tickets, cruise tickets,...... the list could go on and on, lots of things can kill people and most people with common sense would know that. And I’m sure more people are dying for obese related problems, there are so many overweight people out there going to McDonalds, so maybe there should be a warning on big macs, if it help stopping smoking many it will make the fat people stop eating bad food.

Next a quick one that everyone will agree with, why is marijuana still illegal. If alcohol is legal then marijuana should be, there is no comparison which is worse, or which has led to more deaths, which has ruined more families, which has caused harm. Alcohol comes with far more consciences.

Next to talk about that wikileaks site, I am a full supporter of the website, and I can’t believe the people who want the site shut down, and want Julian Assange in jail or dead. Any government secret should be exposed, then there would be none of these JFK, 911, Secret Government, and many other conspiracies. The government should not be above the law, we all should live by the same rules, and our leaders should not hide or be afraid of the things they have done or said. People in the government have too much power and most of them abuse it, if we were back in medieval times when we found out our leader was lying to use we would revolt and kill the leader and his men, not the person who exposed the truths, maybe I was meant to live then.

Albright time for another joint I’m drawing blanks right now time to get inspired.
Ok now maybe for some outside the box thinking for a bit. The world is very populated, some would say over populated, and is only growing, and there are few solutions, one we follow like china once did and have laws regulating how many children people have. I do not disagree with this law, 2 children is enough for most, and if people want more then maybe they could apply and depending on where they live and there financial position. I fear if nothing is done one day everywhere will be like how china and japan are now. If that happens the pollution, the lack of basic needs, the crime rate, and much other things that would change for the worse. I live in Canada and we have one of the lowest people per square mile but like most countries it has only risen in the past years and will only continue unless something is done.

Well don’t know if anyone will still be reading this but I will continue on until i ran out of things to write think I might be getting close. Here’s a quick one I didn’t see American Dad on Fox’s Sunday line up last week, they had some new show i think called bobs burgers. Worst show ever, I hope American Dad was not cancelled for this show, for shame Fox, for shame.

Just ate a fortune cookie the winning lottery numbers are 24 28 39 42 48 49.

For any growers out there reading, to pass a word of advice that many know, always use organic nutrients. Organic is much healthy for the plant and for the smoker. The best weed I ever grew came from using organic nutrients and fertilizers.

Why don’t more restaurants have Dr. Pepper? I think that all restaurants should serve it, if anyone knows of any good drink mixes with Dr. Pepper post them.

I’m a conspiracy guy I like to watch all those movies about 911, the Bilderberg group, skull and bones, JFK, any sort of conspiracy. Recently I have seen all the videos on YouTube about the Denver Airport. I wouldn’t say I'm a believer in any of these conspiceries, but they are all very interesting. And the Denver Airport videos are pretty out there themself and I suggest you get pretty stoned before watching them, might freak some people out. I don’t know if I can believe this one, yes I’m sure they might be up to something but not some mass murder. It would be interesting to meet someone who was a firm believer in all of these, and I’m sure there are lots out there. I do believe there was something going on with JFK's assassination, would be nice if the wikileaks website could get the government files on that. If that Denver Airport story is true then I guess I’m glad I live in Canada, maybe I’ll be safe here.

What kind of bees make milk?..................Boobees

I’m getting the munchies really bad right now going to have to take break and heat up some Chinese food. I think Chinese food is one of the greatest things for munchies. Thank you China
Alright second fortune cookie lottery number 4 20 24 29 36 40
I once came across an article that stated heavy marijuana smoking can cause shrinkage of testicles in males. Anyone here have this problem? I’ve been a heavy smoker for 6 years now, I have yet to notice anything, but should I be prepared for this if I continue smoking for the next years to come.
Any gamblers reading? I play the horses, poker, and blackjack, well sometimes I might put $20 in a VLT, but in my opinion they are just a waste of money. There is no skill in VLT’s just luck, the machine has the advantage, I watch people sit on these machines and go through hundreds of dollars in half an hour. I like the games where you are not playing against the casino, besides blackjack. Blackjack is an almost even odds game and with some basic knowledge of the game people can do very well. So for all you VLT’ers maybe it’s time to find a new way to gamble, I’m sure no one actually can make a profit of the machines.
I think I’m done now, if anyone still reading post some reply’s and maybe another night I’m come back on and do this all over. And thanks for reading my random high thoughts.
 

beardo

Well-Known Member
Anyone know if this wall of text says anything?
? I caught something about Hatti and charitys and Chineese food and Canadia? that bold typing is pretty abrasive.

As far as random thoughts I think if Psychics were real they would call you if you wanted to talk to them.
 

StonedPony

Well-Known Member
I fucking thought it was great Ive read it twice now..........I liked the part about WHOS BEEN SLEEPING IN MY BED and mama bear said..................................
 

thedoc08

New Member
? I caught something about Hatti and charitys and Chineese food and Canadia? that bold typing is pretty abrasive.

As far as random thoughts I think if Psychics were real they would call you if you wanted to talk to them.
[x] OP ate two fortune cookies throughout the course of his post.

That's all I got.
 

jammin screw

Well-Known Member
I read the first thing, heres wut I say to ppl when I'm stoned that's offensive, I want ur momma(in a cookie monster voice... Nookie!), j/k, alot of ppl have thoughts of some crazy stuff and ideas, them charities I wonder if half of em are fake.... Especially the dog ones
 

thexception

Well-Known Member
and if people want more they could apply depending upon their financial position......I LOVE THAT. If people can prove they can truly afford them, and that would be enough financial worth shown up front to support them to adulthood, because the problem is, especially with how bad it is now, years ago, people were in the position to support their many children but maybe now they are barely getting by because of the economy or something happen with their job, whatever.

The bigger font didnt bother me, I guess everyone on here has super great eyesight. Bigger font, only means it is easier for me to read. Someone said something about a mama bear...didnt read anything in your post like that. Your interjection of your fortune cookies had me LOL.

All & all, I don't understand how anyone could say those are crazy thoughts, actually it seems getting high for you may peak your intellect & your explorations of issues people actually debate, discuss, at any given time just in normal conversation if you are that kind of person & hang with people who discuss issues like that. I think all your thoughts were articulated well & for the most part I agree with them OR what you have said at least requires some merit & of course is not unusual for many other people to believe the same way you do. I didn't find anything offensive.

The only thing that is not factual at all is your statement about blackjack being an almost even odds game & basic knowledge is all that is needed for people to do very well.
 

beardo

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The only thing that is not factual at all is your statement about blackjack being an almost even odds game & basic knowledge is all that is needed for people to do very well.
If he said something about that he's right it's one of the games where the house has the smallest advantage-but the house does have an atvantage. texas holdem is good because you play other players and not the house.
 

burnout88

Active Member
changed font and size hope dont burn ur eyes out nemore
lol yes it might be boring i said it was just random thoughts, and yes i have friends that i say all this to all the time and many other topics.
 

Pipe Dream

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I have a lot of the same ideas. It was a good read I thought not entirely rambing or uninteresting. Boobies lol.
 

burnout88

Active Member
well since people have actually read through the whole thing maybe i will write another tonight, any topic sugestions...
 
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