Hookabelly
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Let's discuss something worthwhile for a change
Almost as good as throwing a fart. Both great sharing techniques.
fixed it for yaI didn't see Moose Farts in the Survey.
I cry fowl.
One time in HS we played a music gig for the Museum of Science and Industry. I ate a bunch of fake crab meat appetizers and we stole a bottle of peach schnapps from their bar. We found an unoccupied room, got fucking drunk, and proceeded to play Office Chair Bumper Cars (where we just slam into each other zooming around in office chairs). Someone knocked me off my chair and I let out this long, silent fart. It was the very worst thing any of us have ever smelled, and I realized that I could produce them continuously and at will. It was like discovering a super power. When we went back to play our set, I just kept letting them go and my fellow musicians were choking and gagging while fucking up their parts while I looked around, seemingly confused and concerned. The ride home was the best, my friends all had their heads out of the windows screaming and begging me to stop this sadistic onslaught. I laughed manically, and just kept letting them go. I swear I could fart every 20 seconds or so. They were hot, very long, and silent. I've never been able to recreate those digestive conditions, and over 20 years later those farts are still the stuff of legend. Good times...
Love Michael and V-Sauce!I always liked giving someone the surgeon. As a kid when you sit behind the driver in the backseat. You fart into your cupped hand and then slam it onto the face of the driver in the front seat. Fuckin hilarious and more points if you get it over their eyes, mouth and nose all in one.
Oh, and beef fart. They tend to be thicker and heavier, more dense perhaps. I'm sure pada can give us the science behind it.
Wow that dude is totally into fartsLove Michael and V-Sauce!
That's what I meant earlier when I said "throwing a fart" as very effective skill.I always liked giving someone the surgeon. As a kid when you sit behind the driver in the backseat. You fart into your cupped hand and then slam it onto the face of the driver in the front seat. Fuckin hilarious and more points if you get it over their eyes, mouth and nose all in one.
Oh, and beef fart. They tend to be thicker and heavier, more dense perhaps. I'm sure pada can give us the science behind it.
RFLMAO. I would've locked the windows and turned up the heater....One time in HS we played a music gig for the Museum of Science and Industry. I ate a bunch of fake crab meat appetizers and we stole a bottle of peach schnapps from their bar. We found an unoccupied room, got fucking drunk, and proceeded to play Office Chair Bumper Cars (where we just slam into each other zooming around in office chairs). Someone knocked me off my chair and I let out this long, silent fart. It was the very worst thing any of us have ever smelled, and I realized that I could produce them continuously and at will. It was like discovering a super power. When we went back to play our set, I just kept letting them go and my fellow musicians were choking and gagging while fucking up their parts while I looked around, seemingly confused and concerned. The ride home was the best, my friends all had their heads out of the windows screaming and begging me to stop this sadistic onslaught. I laughed manically, and just kept letting them go. I swear I could fart every 20 seconds or so. They were hot, very long, and silent. I've never been able to recreate those digestive conditions, and over 20 years later those farts are still the stuff of legend. Good times...
I knew what you meant but there's a diff between throwing one or cupping one and slamming one onto the face of an unsuspecting driver. With cupping/throwing the excitement level it creates is around a 6-7 and the danger is around a 1. The surgeon makes the excitement about an 8 and danger gets heightened to a good 6-7, or even higher if you're in a tunnel with oncoming traffic.That's what I meant earlier when I said "throwing a fart" as very effective skill.
And here I thought you'd prefer seal farts.I have to choose? I like Burf and Turf. Combo flatus ... it'll peel 2-stage epoxy!