Poll: Which is better- a beef fart or a beer fart?

Which are more satisfying and effective to those around you?

  • Beef, it's what's for dinner

    Votes: 2 22.2%

  • Beer- is there even a question

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • pinworm's farts are the most lethal

    Votes: 5 55.6%

  • moose farts

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • Total voters
    9
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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.Pinworm. said:
You should be ashamed of yourself!
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I am I eat all kinds of shit and they just don't stink I roll the windows up in the car no reaction!! My wife did the same not too long ago I'm like wtf is that smell? And sniffed some more just for my wife to laugh like a bastard. It's a curse!!

And I wish I was just joking my farts really have barely any scent!!
 
KLITE

KLITE

Well-Known Member
My homebrew makes what you previously thought were huge farts seem like queen elizabeth ones. Not to mention it purges your system. Gotta love live yeast.
If you twat homebrew and have a few pounds of beef you will literally tear yourself vajayjay to your bajayjay, id bet.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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bu$hleaguer said:
I knew what you meant but there's a diff between throwing one or cupping one and slamming one onto the face of an unsuspecting driver. With cupping/throwing the excitement level it creates is around a 6-7 and the danger is around a 1. The surgeon makes the excitement about an 8 and danger gets heightened to a good 6-7, or even higher if you're in a tunnel with oncoming traffic.
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It goes w/o saying that you never fail to slam that shit!
 
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