Haha, years ago, when I was homeless and seriously poor, I sold a certain magazine on the streets in the city

There are a lot of Chinese tourists here so one night whilst getting my dinner at the Chinese Takeaway I asked the girl there how to say "Buy a magazine?" in Chinese. I started saying what she told me to say to every Asian looking person who generally would then look at me funny, laugh or quickly walk away. Months later an Asian guy came up to me and asked me if I knew what I was saying. He said that I was saying............... "My Penis"