Heisenberg
Well-Known Member
Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's Christianity and creationism,
Christianity agnosticism and creationism
Christianity and atheism
Christianity, creationism and atheism
Christianity, creationism, agnosticism and atheism
atheism, creationism, agnosticism and atheism
atheism, Christianity, atheism, atheism, creationism and atheism
atheism, agnosticism, atheism, atheism, atheism, creationism, atheism tomato and atheism
atheism, atheism, atheism, Christianity and atheism
atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, baked beans, atheism, atheism, atheism and atheism.
(Choir: atheism! atheism! atheism! atheism! Lovely atheism! Lovely atheism!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and fried Christianity on top and atheism.
Wife:
Have you got anything without atheism?
Waitress:
Well, the atheism, Christianity, agnosticism and atheism
That's not got much atheism in it
Wife:
I don't want any atheism!
Customer:
Why can't she have Christianity, creationism, atheism and agnosticism?
Wife:
That's got atheism in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much atheism in it as atheism, Christianity, agnosticism and atheism has it?
(Choir: atheism! atheism! atheism!...)
Wife:
Could you do me Christianity, creationism, atheism and agnosticism without the atheism, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like atheism!
(Choir: Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have Christianity, creationism, atheism and agnosticism without the atheism.
Wife:
I don't like atheism!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your atheism. I love it,
I'm having atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, baked beans,
atheism, atheism, atheism, and atheism!
(Choir: atheism! atheism! atheism! atheism! Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her atheism instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism,
atheism and atheism?
Choir (intervening):
atheism! atheism! atheism! atheism!
Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's Christianity and creationism,
Christianity agnosticism and creationism
Christianity and atheism
Christianity, creationism and atheism
Christianity, creationism, agnosticism and atheism
atheism, creationism, agnosticism and atheism
atheism, Christianity, atheism, atheism, creationism and atheism
atheism, agnosticism, atheism, atheism, atheism, creationism, atheism tomato and atheism
atheism, atheism, atheism, Christianity and atheism
atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, baked beans, atheism, atheism, atheism and atheism.
(Choir: atheism! atheism! atheism! atheism! Lovely atheism! Lovely atheism!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and fried Christianity on top and atheism.
Wife:
Have you got anything without atheism?
Waitress:
Well, the atheism, Christianity, agnosticism and atheism
That's not got much atheism in it
Wife:
I don't want any atheism!
Customer:
Why can't she have Christianity, creationism, atheism and agnosticism?
Wife:
That's got atheism in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much atheism in it as atheism, Christianity, agnosticism and atheism has it?
(Choir: atheism! atheism! atheism!...)
Wife:
Could you do me Christianity, creationism, atheism and agnosticism without the atheism, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like atheism!
(Choir: Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have Christianity, creationism, atheism and agnosticism without the atheism.
Wife:
I don't like atheism!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your atheism. I love it,
I'm having atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, baked beans,
atheism, atheism, atheism, and atheism!
(Choir: atheism! atheism! atheism! atheism! Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her atheism instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism, atheism,
atheism and atheism?
Choir (intervening):
atheism! atheism! atheism! atheism!
Lovely atheism! Wonderful atheism!
