I work retail. The old folks with the credit cards aren't so bad. At least some of them are friendly.
The ones I hate there old people with the freebee coupons. Those motherfuckers will park outside and wait an hour for the store to open. Then drag everyone they've ever met into the store all armed with a different free item coupon. March them through the store like Nazi's invading Poland. Then refuse the greeting, refuse the name collection (to send out our monthly catalog), refuse any advertisements for upcoming sales, only take adds listing free items, and if there's a purchase involved they're fucking using that 20% off coupon. 9-10 that 20% off comes from a dollar pair of scissors. Then they gotta read through the ENTIRE FUCKING RECIPE!!!!! and lord have mercy if they are so much as overcharged by penny. Then it's calling manager's, refunding the entire purchase and then reringing it because they just gotta ensure that last 20 fucking cents is refunded to them. and this goes on for every 30 something odd family members that drug out of bed, always with a way too old to possibly still be alive great ^ 10 grandma, coaching them like a drill instructor and checking every recipe personally.... They irritate me a li'l bit.
