Never run from a mountain lion!!

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fdd2blk

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it might catch you!!! i just heard that on the news. thought it would make a good "tip of the day". apperently when you run it gives them something to chase and puts them into an attack mode. you should stand your ground, make yourself as big as possible and try to scare it away.

good luck to all.:peace: :joint: :joint:
 
Phew, I was worried about that one! Dude....if I walked outside and saw a mountan lion, I'd want to smoke another bowl of whatever I smoked last!
Peace
 
Often animals will be more scared of you than you are of them. They are used to having to fight for survival, and we look big and mean to any animal, except maybe sharks, elephants etc. Generally though, anything smaller than us will be afraid of us and will only attack if they think we are weak.

I don't believe it is good enough to merely stand your ground. A lot of animals enjoy fighting (especially the males) and if they feel your fear they will attack you anyway. You need to stand your ground this is true, but you must also be prepared to kill the thing if it goes for you. The animal will sense the fight in you and should leave you alone. If you stand there shaking, and the animal is hungry I believe it will attack you anyway.
 
yeah thanks when i`m off to the pub tonight ,and if i see one here in london
now i no what to do.
cheers you made me laugh.
eaaaasy
 
maybe this would be better in outdoor growing. they have been spotted evrywhere lately. that time of year i guess. this morning there was a sighting at an elementary school. 2 months ago an older couple were walking on a trail and one jumped out and bit onto the mans face. the wife tried to beat it off (couldn't get it hard). he yelled " i have a pen in my shirt pocket !!!" she grabbed the ink pen and repeatedly stabbed it in the eye until the pen broke. then he gouged at the eye until it let go. the guy almost died. spent a few weeks in the hospital. i think they were in their 70s, just walikng down a trail. no warning. this was in a suburban area.
 
No It`s A Good Thread Just Coming From London It`s Funny
Did He Get His Pen Back (dirty Thieving Mountain Lions)
Eaaasy
 
fuck that sucks for that old man, Just bring a donkey with you and you will be safe :)
A friend of mine he was reading on the internet of this couple on the trails in the woods with a horse, two blood hounds and a Ass(donkey).
The man's wife was riding the horse and the man was riding the ass, when this mountain lion jumped out and challenged them, the horse jumped up on its two back legs and knocked the women off and the man got off the ass to try and intimidate it, the dog's ran away as did the horse, but who would of saved them? thats right the ass, it charged at the mountain lion and bit its neck and tossed it on the ground repeating that for a minute or two then proceeded to stomp on the cat and bite it over and over tossing it like a rag doll... during this the mans wife took about 5 pictures of this taking place im going to ask my friend for the pictures so i can put them on this site :)
but saved by the ass :P it fucking killed the mountain lion!!! crazy hey?

True storey told by a reliable source.
Fast facts about donkeys... They kill 44,000 People per Year... yes People. There one of the most Vicious amimals out there, Most animals will leave you alone donkeys will straight up attack you if you get on there bad side...

ttdid420:joint:
 
fdd2blk said:
maybe this would be better in outdoor growing. they have been spotted evrywhere lately. that time of year i guess. this morning there was a sighting at an elementary school. 2 months ago an older couple were walking on a trail and one jumped out and bit onto the mans face. the wife tried to beat it off (couldn't get it hard). he yelled " i have a pen in my shirt pocket !!!" she grabbed the ink pen and repeatedly stabbed it in the eye until the pen broke. then he gouged at the eye until it let go. the guy almost died. spent a few weeks in the hospital. i think they were in their 70s, just walikng down a trail. no warning. this was in a suburban area.
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Yeah (not that I have personal experience, although I have studied animal behaviour quite a lot) mountain lions will attack small children and the very old... women too (particularly at that time of the month). Animals are far more intelligent than the average human gives them credit for. They live by instinct (something we have learned to ignore) and they know (just as we do, but often instantly dismiss) when someone is scared or weak enough for them not to put up too much of a fight.
 
fdd2blk, I hope you didnt take any offense to my 1st post, I was just playing around, had my morning buzz goingn. lol
You know, I did use to live in northern new jersey, and we had a huge black bear problem thye would come right up onto the deck. I hated that, and they always knocked over the garbage.
Peace
 
no offense taken vid. i try not to get bothered online. we're cool.

and till, there semms to be a mad -repper out there. don't let it bother you.
 
some dude by my house got pulled off his bike by a mountain lion..(couple years ago) his wife beat the mountain lion for about 2 minutes before it stopped gnawing on her husbands face(the guy survived)... the moountain lion dragged the poor chap 20 feet down a mountain side.... of course, the boys in blue came up the hill and blasted the CAT...
 
What is it with mountain lions and people's faces? I've read of a couple of reports of mountain lions going for this part of the body.

Maybe they've realised that we need to call for help. Clever bastards.
 
Has anyone seen that video where the mule tries to take a guy up the ass while he's taking a shit in a field?

It used to be on cable quite a lot, on one of those funny clip shows...
 
skunkushybrid said:
Has anyone seen that video where the mule tries to take a guy up the ass while he's taking a shit in a field?

It used to be on cable quite a lot, on one of those funny clip shows...
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yeah i have seen it, what makes it more funny is that his:mrgreen: trousers fall down
no one helps him there too busy getting it on film
classic
 
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