My Wife gave me $800!

cannabineer

cannabineer

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Will $800. actually cover the floor? Did she inform you what tile design you would pick out? Does the budget include supplies (like that absolutely necessary totally unnecessary wet-diamond table saw thing? And the detail grinder-cutter? And the hammer drill for demolitions? And the laser doodad for layout? And) cn
 
Orithil

Orithil

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Retiling the kitchen : 2 dinners, 3 blowjobs, 2 Sundays left alone, and a free pas on one annoying conversation.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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cannabineer said:
Will $800. actually cover the floor? Did she inform you what tile design you would pick out? Does the budget include supplies (like that absolutely necessary totally unnecessary wet-diamond table saw thing? And the detail grinder-cutter? And the hammer drill for demolitions? And the laser doodad for layout? And) cn
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The $800 is all inclusive. The kitchen is 250sq ft including allotted overages. I should be able to do it. I already have any tools I'll need from doing the bathroom last winter. My job tomorrow is to purchase samples so the wifey can decide. No rest for the weary.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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Sounds perfectly fair to me. You should do the tiling for free... But the blowjobs should come without bribery too ;3
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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^^dirty girl!^^............gigiddy!

Oh man I did commercial and residential tile install for a few years, and got pretty good. Still do side jobs for friends and family for extra cheap. Was fun for a while, boss was a super stickler and had a keen eye for detail. Doing a floor is the cheapest thing possible. And since it's for wifey, spare no expense. I'm talking water proof crack suppressor membrane pre install and everything! Diagonal layout maybe? P.s. you don't need any lasers, that's cheating!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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PeyoteReligion said:
^^dirty girl!^^............gigiddy!

Oh man I did commercial and residential tile install for a few years, and got pretty good. Still do side jobs for friends and family for extra cheap. Was fun for a while, boss was a super stickler and had a keen eye for detail. Doing a floor is the cheapest thing possible. And since it's for wifey, spare no expense. I'm talking water proof crack suppressor membrane pre install and everything! Diagonal layout maybe? P.s. you don't need any lasers, that's cheating!
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Yeah, whatevers worth doing is worth doing right. P.s. I rock my chalk box and a pencil!
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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neosapien said:
Yeah, whatevers worth doing is worth doing right. P.s. I rock my chalk box and a pencil!
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Damn straight brother! P.S. the chalk line and penscil is the way to go! Damn I miss tiling! We were such clowns! We would draw penises and all sorts of obscene things on people's walls with permanent marker before laying the tile on top of it! They will never know!!!
 
neosapien

neosapien

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The revolution began today. Oh Yeah like I'm supposed to fix the floor in my four thousand dollar suit COME ON!
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