My Wife gave me $800!
- Thread starter neosapien
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Nothing is ever as it appears. 
tip top toker
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No contract no refund. Leg it to the pub man! 
bigbillyrocka
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Ha love it! That's why you search out the best deal and earn a little side money 
neosapien
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Lol, "sorry honey I thought surround sound would be a much better investment". Then I die.No contract no refund. Leg it to the pub man!
mellokitty
Moderatrix of Journals
AAAAAAHAHAHA +rep for wifey!
(happy new year neopenguin)
(happy new year neopenguin)
neosapien
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Hehe, neopenguin does as he is told. Same to you Miss Kitty!
rocpilefsj
Misguided Angel
Buy some of that cheap lino that looks like tiling, then get ready to sleep on the couch!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Will $800. actually cover the floor? Did she inform you what tile design you would pick out? Does the budget include supplies (like that absolutely necessary totally unnecessary wet-diamond table saw thing? And the detail grinder-cutter? And the hammer drill for demolitions? And the laser doodad for layout? And) cn
neosapien
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The $800 is all inclusive. The kitchen is 250sq ft including allotted overages. I should be able to do it. I already have any tools I'll need from doing the bathroom last winter. My job tomorrow is to purchase samples so the wifey can decide. No rest for the weary.
xKuroiTaimax
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Sounds perfectly fair to me. You should do the tiling for free... But the blowjobs should come without bribery too ;3
PeyoteReligion
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^^dirty girl!^^............gigiddy!
Oh man I did commercial and residential tile install for a few years, and got pretty good. Still do side jobs for friends and family for extra cheap. Was fun for a while, boss was a super stickler and had a keen eye for detail. Doing a floor is the cheapest thing possible. And since it's for wifey, spare no expense. I'm talking water proof crack suppressor membrane pre install and everything! Diagonal layout maybe? P.s. you don't need any lasers, that's cheating!
Oh man I did commercial and residential tile install for a few years, and got pretty good. Still do side jobs for friends and family for extra cheap. Was fun for a while, boss was a super stickler and had a keen eye for detail. Doing a floor is the cheapest thing possible. And since it's for wifey, spare no expense. I'm talking water proof crack suppressor membrane pre install and everything! Diagonal layout maybe? P.s. you don't need any lasers, that's cheating!
neosapien
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Yeah, whatevers worth doing is worth doing right. P.s. I rock my chalk box and a pencil!
PeyoteReligion
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Damn straight brother! P.S. the chalk line and penscil is the way to go! Damn I miss tiling! We were such clowns! We would draw penises and all sorts of obscene things on people's walls with permanent marker before laying the tile on top of it! They will never know!!!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Four ... THOUSAND ... dollars? cn
<edit> I think this was my 5000th post!
<edit> I think this was my 5000th post!
ganjames
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neosapien
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You don't like my curtains? They earthy and happy. 1000 posts bitches!
grobofotwanky
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so you had vinyl tile down? And are going back with real or vinyl?