Hey, thanks for the input. Well, yes and no. See the yellow flowers in those last pictures? Those aren't preflowers, those things are blooming. I didn't know tomatoes came in auto flower varieties (probably showing my ignorance here). I have no idea what kind of tomato it is other than "beefsteak" as that's what I stole all the seeds from.
I had planned on just vegging this guy until it was warm enough to move it outdoors, but it doesn't look like it wants to play that game. It would seem as though it's going to get huge in that amount of time and will most likely be working on a few tomatoes by then. Some of its older leaves have dried out to the point that they were crispy and crumbled to the touch. I haven't been able to identify what's exactly wrong with it by looking at photographs of others' plants, nothing seems to fit the bill. I can take some macro shots of a few of the leaves if you feel like taking a crack at it.
No pest problems that I can tell and new growth looks perfectly healthy, it just doesn't have enough energy to keep everything alive it seems. I'd say by description it's closest to a Nitrogen and/or Phosphorus and/or Calcium deficiency, but it doesn't really fit any of those categories exceptionally well. I'm just hoping that some food and more frequent watering will do it right and that after chopping the rest of the partially affected leaves in the near future (if that's needed) that it'll just straighten itself out. After reading a tiny bit on tomato plant care it seems that these plants enjoy moist soil much more than mj so I guess I'll find out if most of my problems are from just assuming, "Hey, both species are within the same family, they probably like similar conditions."
It does look very compact, however, just by comparing my plant to pictures on the internet. At least I know the light is doing its job just as well -if not better- than I had hoped. It's even got a new branch that wants to grow from basically dirt level. It's working on tons of new growth it seems.