metal haters and metal thread haters thread

Emos are portrayed in society as lonely depressives who cut themselves regularly to let pain out.

Well metal fans are as equally depressed, only instead of having the good grace to harm themselves, they often start on violent rampages around town stabbing anything or anyone they can find with plastic forks stolen from Chinese takeaway restaurants.

Unfortunately metal heads do not posess the mental capacity to analyse themselves like normal human beings. Drug abuse coupled with stunted metal growth has left them with feeble minds that can only function if they cause enough carnage in the outside world to feel alive.

here is a classic example of a typical talentless metal playing deuschbag ....
 

smppro

Well-Known Member
Emos are portrayed in society as lonely depressives who cut themselves regularly to let pain out.

Well metal fans are as equally depressed, only instead of having the good grace to harm themselves, they often start on violent rampages around town stabbing anything or anyone they can find with plastic forks stolen from Chinese takeaway restaurants.

Unfortunately metal heads do not posess the mental capacity to analyse themselves like normal human beings. Drug abuse coupled with stunted metal growth has left them with feeble minds that can only function if they cause enough carnage in the outside world to feel alive.

here is a classic example of a typical talentless metal playing deuschbag ....
Let me guess, the lead singer in a metal band stole your girlfriend, you still havent said what kind of music you listen too,it really is EMO isnt it, here you need this:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

the section in red proves your level of intelligence. And its spelled douchebag, seems like one you should know.
 

Joe Camel

Well-Known Member
Thank God only very few people have been brainwashed into listening to this trash.[/QUOTE said:
THIS SUMS UP EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU..:bigjoint:

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and this.....


 

Ten bag

Well-Known Member
Someone who listens to or will listen to "ANY" metal at all regardless of how lame , gay or shitty it is , how sucky it is , how posery it is , how bad it sounds , how attrocious or horrid or retarded or gay the singing or vocals is , or how bad its message is or how pointless and stupid the lyrics are.If you find any of these people's taste in music suspect they will just claim that you don't know metal or that you just don't understand it because you are mainstream and therefore you don't understand how underground it is.A metalhead is afraid to call any metal bad.In their eyes every metal band that has ever existed is good.That's why you will find most listening to shit music like GnR , Motley Crue , Iron Maiden , Mercyful Fate , Slipknot or Lamb of God unashamedly rather than admit that they suck.
YOU REALLY HAVE FAILED SOOOO HARD.
I dont mind calling metal shit. the bands that you put are the most generic and well known metal bands around, and i dont like generic. I like slipknot and a bit of tallica cos i grew up listening to them. If you heard what i mostly listen to now i reckon youd probably keel over and die. A metalhead isnt just a metalhead though. I love dub and trance aswell, even some country, blues, jazz, classical scores are good too. The beautiful south are sick! :D grew up listening to them too (parents always had them on)
I take it you actually know nothing about music? or at least thats what your putting across
 

Ten bag

Well-Known Member
oh and metal is probably one of the most talented genres of music there is. it involves actually playing instruments, the production and pre production, mastering and finishing takes more time than any other genre.
So what sort of music are you into then?
I just want to know so i can start a thread that bashes the fuck out of your music :)
my god i hate it when noobs like yourself just cant understand music.


WE AINT ALL MAINSTREAM MATE!
 

Straight up G

New Member
YOU REALLY HAVE FAILED SOOOO HARD.
I dont mind calling metal shit. the bands that you put are the most generic and well known metal bands around, and i dont like generic. I like slipknot and a bit of tallica cos i grew up listening to them. If you heard what i mostly listen to now i reckon youd probably keel over and die. A metalhead isnt just a metalhead though. I love dub and trance aswell, even some country, blues, jazz, classical scores are good too. The beautiful south are sick! :D grew up listening to them too (parents always had them on)
I take it you actually know nothing about music? or at least thats what your putting across
Bro this isn't even worth your time: *Ignore it, or it will return to feed.*
 

Straight up G

New Member
oh and metal is probably one of the most talented genres of music there is. it involves actually playing instruments, the production and pre production, mastering and finishing takes more time than any other genre.
So what sort of music are you into then?
I just want to know so i can start a thread that bashes the fuck out of your music :)
my god i hate it when noobs like yourself just cant understand music.


WE AINT ALL MAINSTREAM MATE!
IMO I think rock is better than heavy metal Led Zep, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Hendrix, ZZ Top, Elvis [first rock 'n' roll record ever] better than Slayer and Machine Head or whatever they are..
 

Ten bag

Well-Known Member
yeah, i guess its each to their own though man.
i hate music threads, they only condone violence and angered bong hits, causing a cough and spilt bong water ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD!!! :fire:

I have no problem listening to any type of music, all music is music, and all music is good :)

(bar emo ;) )
 

Joe Camel

Well-Known Member
IMO I think rock is better than heavy metal Led Zep, Eric Clapton, Jimmy Hendrix, ZZ Top, Elvis [first rock 'n' roll record ever] better than Slayer and Machine Head or whatever they are..

I'll agree but only cause of the bands you listed.
Classic rock has its days just like heavy does.
Sometimes I hear classic rock so much from my surroundings that it starts to become like country music to me. Annoying

Hell yeah bobby crank up that molly hatchet.
Whewww lets gets fucked up some one play some zepplin
really wow, never done that since High school.
So yeah my point is that the classic rock is good but can be overplayed Because THERE IS NO NEW CLASSIC ROCK.

Now Hardcore and metal have adjusted, transformed and has made some phenominal bands throughout the years.

as far as the generic shit down your throat radio metal sucks a dick I agree.
But goddamn I dont know where Id be if I didnt listen to all the early Korn albums.
I finger banged my buddys sister at a machine head show
Ten ton hammer is the only song I really liked. Or that album. reminds me of that tight ass.

But I'll also agree Slayer can suck a dick.
Yeah they were the first kind of that metal but ughhh.
But now you have so much talented bands that just grew out of such shit. Being a guitar player I actaully see talent in great metal bands. Its not all distortion to cover up the growls of a singer. It can be methodical, mathimatic , and even delightful if you can understand music.
Great example=OPETH death metal band that plays real music.
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That is talent.
 

Straight up G

New Member
I'll agree but only cause of the bands you listed.
Classic rock has its days just like heavy does.
Sometimes I hear classic rock so much from my surroundings that it starts to become like country music to me. Annoying

Hell yeah bobby crank up that molly hatchet.
Whewww lets gets fucked up some one play some zepplin
really wow, never done that since High school.
So yeah my point is that the classic rock is good but can be overplayed Because THERE IS NO NEW CLASSIC ROCK.

Now Hardcore and metal have adjusted, transformed and has made some phenominal bands throughout the years.

as far as the generic shit down your throat radio metal sucks a dick I agree.
But goddamn I dont know where Id be if I didnt listen to all the early Korn albums.
I finger banged my buddys sister at a machine head show
Ten ton hammer is the only song I really liked. Or that album. reminds me of that tight ass.

But I'll also agree Slayer can suck a dick.
Yeah they were the first kind of that metal but ughhh.
But now you have so much talented bands that just grew out of such shit. Being a guitar player I actaully see talent in great metal bands. Its not all distortion to cover up the growls of a singer. It can be methodical, mathimatic , and even delightful if you can understand music.
Great example=OPETH death metal band that plays real music.
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That is talent.
Yea well its easy to make blues rock look good!
 

Mr. No Go

Member
My first post is on a thread that serves no purpose and should be deleted.

There is almost enough pointless BS here for it to be moved to the politics section.
 

Joe Camel

Well-Known Member
My first post is on a thread that serves no purpose and should be deleted.

There is almost enough pointless BS here for it to be moved to the politics section.
Great seems like you will make a great edition to the relentless trolls on this site.
See ya, I hear there are plenty of mj forums on the internet besides this one.
 

Mr. No Go

Member
Great seems like you will make a great edition to the relentless trolls on this site.
See ya, I hear there are plenty of mj forums on the internet besides this one.
Troll?
Really?
Why would you personally be offended by my comments? Because I said that this thread is pointless? Or maybe because of my BS comment?

You are such a sensitive person, I will be very careful not to hurt your feelings again.:cry:

I would apologize but I am uncertain what got your panties bunched up your ass.


P.S. Thanks to the spineless coward who gave me the negative without leaving their name or a reason. Mr Camel, was it you perhaps?
 
Great example=OPETH death metal band that plays real music.
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That is talent.
no, that is 100% shit. you are not convincing anyone here. take that emo goth shit to one of the other 20 metal threads.
 
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