Carne Seca
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An even-money proposition these days.
I'll have you know, sir! I have standards! Why, I never........ without the money up front
Living the Florida Life. Kinda.
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I'll have you know, sir! I have standards! Why, I never........ without the money up front
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"Back pay" ... no; won't go there 
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Winter Woman
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Ok, do old folks fart more or is it that they just don't care who hears them? I swear I have heard and smelled more farts down here than back home. The old man sitting near me at lunch let one rip and didn't care who heard or smelled it. Thought I would barf.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I am experiencing phase 1 at present - the embarrassment that comes from a failed One-cheek Sneak. I used to be a silent killer, but lately my efforts at stealth have ... backfired. Noisily.
I airily anticipate phase 2. If phase one is "I'm getting old! Oh my goodness." then phase two is "I'm old. So sue me." Pull my finger. cn
Winter Woman
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Yes, I have been a victim of the silent wall of smell when dancing down a grocery store aisle. The worse is getting trapped on a elevator with the old stale aroma of a fart well past it's prime.
lokie
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The only one time I have experienced this i was in line at the Grand Ole Opry.
The folks were packed in there like sardines in a can.
All of a sudden the air got so thick and heavy it was hard to breath. More than 1 person
grumbled.
I think i know who it was but in a situation like that who gets the blame? and how can you get away?
The folks were packed in there like sardines in a can.
All of a sudden the air got so thick and heavy it was hard to breath. More than 1 person
grumbled.
I think i know who it was but in a situation like that who gets the blame? and how can you get away?
Carne Seca
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Five older brothers (well, four blood related brothers and one mean ass foster brother). Dutch ovens were a daily routine in my life.
Fungus Gnat
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[video=youtube;PuhClbSBnIw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuhClbSBnIw[/video]
Finshaggy
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It's probably just because no one gives a fuck. The worst that's going to happen if someone farts is people are going to laugh (for kids), or some bitch is going to get pissed. Unless you let something RAUNCHY out your asshole no one cares. I've never been in a state where people cared if people heard their farts. Except Texas in elementary school, but even then it was just people laughing or like holding their breath and using their shirts as gas masks.
Real people have bigger problems.
Da Almighty Jew
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Winter Woman
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$6 dollars to go to Sanibel? $3 dollars to cross the Cape Coral 'whatever' bridge? And they can't even be polite about it. wtf?
Winter Woman
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The neighborhood party store (about the only place open after 9 pm) had an old lady run her car into it. The owner (Indian, the 'you are here' type) fixed the front door and left the outside looking like a red and white egg cup. But, he is open for business. This isn't a ghetto. Since I can see it across the street, I'm going to visit him and ask if he intends on fixing his building. And if so when, it's been 3 weeks already.
If he doesn't I'm visiting city hall. He should watch it - I've noticed the cars that pull to the left of the store and a person comes out of the woods and exchanges are made. He could be closed down as a nuisance. They already have cut his evening hours over it. WTF!
If he doesn't I'm visiting city hall. He should watch it - I've noticed the cars that pull to the left of the store and a person comes out of the woods and exchanges are made. He could be closed down as a nuisance. They already have cut his evening hours over it. WTF!
Winter Woman
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I think it's pretty cool how people put their extra fruit from their trees and bushes by their mailboxes so the neighborhood can share in the bounty.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I wish they did something similar in ranch country. Spare veal, yum. cn
Winter Woman
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if you get sick of Florida,you can come visit me and get some winter back in your blood
It's in the 40's in the day back home and low 30's tonight. Nah, I don't think so, at least not this year. lol
lokie
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just be sure to share the K2, Spice, oh what ever its called with your friends. lol
The local hadji ask me when we are alone if I need any incense. it is a tough world when you need a dealer for a legal product, no matter if you like it or not.
watch that cheap sob. he wont fix shit until the cops threaten to close him then he will waste as much time as the authorities will allow.
lokie
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we find surf boards, couches, tvs, air conditioners and some of the misc.
some stuff is in very decent shape.
Winter Woman
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I noticed that there are some great deals on Craigslist too.
