Kicked Out

Shit I got kicked out on Christmas eve one year after my father yolked me out through the car window.

Yolked you out?

well if he isn't going to come back and tell us what happened i guess we can just start making up his story for him. it'd be more entertaining anyway, i'm sure.

I'll start.


Well it started off when I was in my room a week ago masturbating to anime porn, my mom walks in and...

decided to tell me all about how my dad and her enjoy doing the very same thing on a Saturday night! And even worse than that.....

Trolling said:

Yolked you out?

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Yea pulled me head first out of the drivers window and out into the snowy pavement.

Trolling said:

Yolked you out?

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Never happens to the whites. cn

Could be why I was so confused lol, never heard of that expression before.

I remember we use to yolk each other at school. "Gimme my yolk" LOL..

bowlfullofbliss said:

decided to tell me all about how my dad and her enjoy doing the very same thing on a Saturday night! And even worse than that.....

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They learned they enjoyed it by watching me do it after installing a secret video camera in my room while I was at school. Then my mom..

Lol, was waiting for someone else to post.

Started rubbing my thigh, asking if I wanted to join them this Saturday, at first I started to freak out but then as I thought about how I didn't want to be a virgin anymore I..

started rubbing her back. The first kiss was really awkward, but I closed my eyes as we played tonsil hockey. To my surprise she was a good kisser. Things were getting hot and nasty when...

... the Goddamned smoke alarm in the kitchen went off. Burnt casserole = eating out!
cn

sorry if i sound harsh, but this kind of thing happens all the time.
this is the "oil rigger" that needs to get laid and jerks off 17 times a day right? the one that's in love with april?
i'd say it hurts his parents to throw him out more then it hurts him sitting in mcdonalds parking lot crying to his internet pals from the marijuana forum. just a guess tho.
good luck kid

LOL, SunnyBoy, that's right, my man Budsmoker lived in the tent that could be seen from space if hit with a black light.

BridgetteWexler said:

LOL, SunnyBoy, that's right, my man Budsmoker lived in the tent that could be seen from space if hit with a black light.

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I think I know what you mean by this, and eewwwwww. cn

cannabineer said:

I think I know what you mean by this, and eewwwwww. cn

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He made is own stars and constellations.

Carne Seca said:

He made is own stars and constellations.

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A sort of Milky Way. cn

why does this thread make me think of my own private idaho?

Trolling said:

Ohh, was he the guy that got like $1'300 in the mail?

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ya,but then I read in another thread this morning he just had a $1,000.00 car repair bill