Kicked Out

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kinetic

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Shit I got kicked out on Christmas eve one year after my father yolked me out through the car window.
 

bowlfullofbliss

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well if he isn't going to come back and tell us what happened i guess we can just start making up his story for him. it'd be more entertaining anyway, i'm sure.
 

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I'll start.


Well it started off when I was in my room a week ago masturbating to anime porn, my mom walks in and...
 

bowlfullofbliss

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decided to tell me all about how my dad and her enjoy doing the very same thing on a Saturday night! And even worse than that.....
 

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Lol, was waiting for someone else to post.

Started rubbing my thigh, asking if I wanted to join them this Saturday, at first I started to freak out but then as I thought about how I didn't want to be a virgin anymore I..
 
started rubbing her back. The first kiss was really awkward, but I closed my eyes as we played tonsil hockey. To my surprise she was a good kisser. Things were getting hot and nasty when...
 

mysunnyboy

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sorry if i sound harsh, but this kind of thing happens all the time.
this is the "oil rigger" that needs to get laid and jerks off 17 times a day right? the one that's in love with april?
i'd say it hurts his parents to throw him out more then it hurts him sitting in mcdonalds parking lot crying to his internet pals from the marijuana forum. just a guess tho.
good luck kid :eyesmoke:
 
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