Not true, you two have been "Owned", LOL. Now go back to playing with each others peckers. When there are two douches, what do you call them? Douchets maybe, double douche? How about douchebaggery, or buggery?
douchebaggery The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:
- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "
goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"
calling medicineman a douche.
I think this about sums up the bullshit these two baggers are exemplifying