I'm gunna kill the bitch I live with..

un named

un named

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altymate plan here!..okay old crazy woman probably lonley has a house wants to fuck. fuck her so hard she has a heart attack inherit her hosue. done deal fuck her.
 
mak

mak

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imagine you get her old ass preg. and you'll reconsider what everyone here is saying..LMAOO hahahaha

plus that moment you bust a nut,you'll prolly regret it
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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God, I was on a roll last night. You should have seen me in person. Thank goodness, I was home alone with the old man. When it was time to go to bed I looked over and saw him with the cpap machine and just said I have reservations for tomorrow.
maineyankee said:
No matter what your age WW ... You must be a "Young'en" too! :-)

That is a Classic "Eating at the Y" since my days lonnnggg aggggooo :-)
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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Did you see the PBS thing on The Troubadour? Said between the invention of the birth control pill to AIDS was the absolute best time for sexual flings. Wasn't that the 70's?
 
ohmy

ohmy

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Winter Woman said:
God, I was on a roll last night. You should have seen me in person. Thank goodness, I was home alone with the old man. When it was time to go to bed I looked over and saw him with the cpap machine and just said I have reservations for tomorrow.
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Damn, they had me on one of those fucking things, I said no way in hell and had the operations, Sore as hell for a few months, but pain was worth not having to be hook to stupid machine
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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He hates it, I think it helps... some. His neck is just killing him today.
ohmy said:
Damn, they had me on one of those fucking things, I said no way in hell and had the operations, Sore as hell for a few months, but pain was worth not having to be hook to stupid machine
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Just take her to the bar and charge people to fuck her lol its a win win no matter how you look at it.Shes getting dick,your getting paid and still got a place to live.
 
mysunnyboy

mysunnyboy

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so where did this guy go? i read his posts in the intro yourself section. he sounds very familiar to me.
 
ohmy

ohmy

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He is all snuggled up with her on the couch after a wild night of sex, ..Hope she gives good massages ans even better head :D
 
thump easy

thump easy

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GrassCity Sucks said:
She's 52, (I'm 36) and she can't handle the fact I don't want to have sex with her, so all day, every day, she acts like a fucking dog - nit picking over stupid shit.

I gotta find somewhere where I do not need to listen to her.

Somewhere with some other dood would be good, where we can have an op goin in a spare room. Mmm :) Rent's so expensive though.
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if she isnt arousing man i got a gift its called the gold pill man that shit will get you so fucking horny you litterly walk around with a stiffy for fucken 2 days man she could be ugly ass hell that would make your penis go in you like a snail head into his shell lolz but this shit hear can make u go agenst the gin sue nife anyday dude take one n just do the dutie.... thats y she has u.... whats that movie called were woodie alen is a bowler n is late on his rent? he has to jar something loose hahaha... im just kiding...
 
ohmy

ohmy

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lol, hope he uses a rubber , if not he could be a daddy and make a bbaby with grandma lmao
 
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