I'm gunna kill the bitch I live with..

GrassCity Sucks

GrassCity Sucks

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I don't have any photos of her, who keeps photos of their house-mates? :)

Anyhoo: You can all stop trolling, I'm much calmer since I arranged drugs to be taken care of for the next few months.

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KidneyStoner420

KidneyStoner420

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Pictures or it didn't happen. I think your roommate is your mom.

[video=youtube;jBuMPrBsibU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuMPrBsibU[/video]
 
robert 14617

robert 14617

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GrassCity Sucks said:
I don't have any photos of her, who keeps photos of their house-mates? :)

Anyhoo: You can all stop trolling, I'm much calmer since I arranged drugs to be taken care of for the next few months.

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its pretty obvious now you don't even like women
 
GrassCity Sucks

GrassCity Sucks

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You cannot troll me out muh man :)

Though, I will respond just this once: I like women fine, but hate DRAMA. A woman that constantly excretes drama stresses me out, and I shun such women, cos I don't like being harrassed about silly shit :)

Anyway, I"m baked ebough to not mind really :) .. canna is the anti-drama shield/dissipator. I just don't care enough to argue when I'm stoned, so troll away Son, troll away :)
 
GrassCity Sucks

GrassCity Sucks

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Well, whichever.

When I started this thread the other day, she was chewin my ear off - hagging incessantly - about a plant leaf here or there on the ground.. or a light left on.. just stupid shit. But lack of buds makes me cranky anyhoo :)

Now I'm stocked-back-up, I don't give a shit :)
 
cannabutt

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GrassCity Sucks said:
Well, whichever.

When I started this thread the other day, she was chewin my ear off - hagging incessantly - about a plant leaf here or there on the ground.. or a light left on.. just stupid shit. But lack of buds makes me cranky anyhoo :)

Now I'm stocked-back-up, I don't give a shit :)
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action time for the old girl now then :lol:
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Actually, isn't that what they made porn for?

Banging an old lady should be better than a self-enhanced personal experience?
 
juggalo grower

juggalo grower

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so u banged that wrinkly bitch tell the hair feel out licked the brown eye and she got u some bud good job pimpin next time go for buds and free rent mostly if u eat the ass roflao
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Do it like, I'm sure, Anna Nicole did, turn off all the lights, close your eyes and get it over with. She did it for millions, you're doing it for a couple hundred. The only real difference is a couple of zeros.

Well, maybe more than a couple. :-P
 
Gastanker

Gastanker

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Fuck for free rent? She a good looking 52? Get drunk and turn the lights off and pretend she's good looking?

Can't really complain if you haven't moved out. Been in the same situation though - can definitely be rough.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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I vote with Gastanker.

I think someone should set up a poll on whether the OP should just do it or pay up.

Honestly, if you ate at the Y nightly you'd be set for a very long time.

Gastanker said:
Fuck for free rent? She a good looking 52? Get drunk and turn the lights off and pretend she's good looking?

Can't really complain if you haven't moved out. Been in the same situation though - can definitely be rough.
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medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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lol, u should move in with me, i prefer electronic partners.

but yeah, i don' need to see some 52 year old reject.


oh crap, id idn't read through, u pay for me to live - not th eother way around. why would i keep you around otherwise?
 
buddha webb

buddha webb

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Had similiar problems years back with some girl i rented with...i wouldnt fuck her...so one day i went out on it,loadsa beer and sniff,fucked her brains out....next day she told me she was n love with me,one month later i left the house and went to Holland...havent seen her since 20yrs ago..
Next door neighbours young sister fell in love with me,she thought,she was 16,i was 26...one night she saw me wobble home smoking,and basically forced herself on me,all night,untill 4pm next day......sniff finished!!! Ive fucked up so many times it would bore you...woke up with an 80yr old lady once....no i did not!!!
 
geewhizimtheshiz

geewhizimtheshiz

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Sounds like someone renting rooms off Craigslist...I moved out of "the crazy cat lady's" house about a month ago and now I have my very own apartment where I can do whatever the hell I want. She was charging me "inconvenience" fees if shit wasn't placed back perfectly, I couldn't have any visitors over whatsoever, and if I was moving around late at night (i stayed in a room above hers), she'd scream bloody murder and exclaim, "STOP IT!" because I was just walking around upstairs? She claimed I "pulled a knife" on her to the cops, but when the cops got there, she was no where to be found and the cops also told me they were glad I was leaving because she's PSYCHO and they've had calls about her before. Never doing that shit again...
 
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