I'm an awesome chef, I can make a mean poptart...

Milovan

Milovan

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WHATFG said:
I never knew there were so many kinds of tarts.
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Slop tart
Slop tart is a classic term for a girl who is just a flat out train wreck.

Characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: muffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat tits, fake UGGs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.

This is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. She simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.

sloptart
a dumb slut that is so drunk that she acts like she is retarded
At first i wanted to get with holly at the party, but she was being a total sloptart.

slop-tart
One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally
breaking something.

slop tart
Someone whose cherry done left the station and has been gifted a magical venereal disease that causes "it" to crust over.
Omfg Jenny's a slop tart. Her vag is dribbling and I cant stop vomiting

Sloptart
a drunk slutty girl acting extremely retarted

Sloptart
A female who consumes excessive amounts of alcohol on most days of the week with no regard to school, friends, or family.

Chronic drunkenness is a key factor along with, but not limited to, losing car keys in dangerous areas, out of control slutty behavior, laying in the middle of the street, and being picked up by police.
It is also indicative of a "sloptart" to falsely accuse herself of being hammered drunk in order to have intercourse with a total stranger. This not only makes her feel better about herself, but tricks others into thinking she is making a drunken mistake.

Feel free to add adjectives in front of "sloptart" to better personalize the term.
Danielle is laying in the street again after screwing that random guy.... What a sloptart...

"Hey bro! I was thinking of hooking up with this chick. What you think?"

- "Nah man, she is a dirty sloptart."

Sloptart
A women that has been sexually penetrated so many times that her tart is sloppy.

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Butter tart
A woman's special parts, a.k.a. vagina and related external genital structures

Or Butter Tart
A sexual maneuver, in which a man, masturbates his erect penis, directly on top of the woman's genitalia. The male's knuckles will then rub back and forth over the clitirus, providing the woman with an INSANE amount of pleasure, resulting in many orgasms.

'Hey baby, can you come butter tart me?'
'Baby - I would love to get all up in that, and butter tart the heck outta you'

Butter Tarts
During anal sex when a guys cums inside ur ass and you fart out the cum.
While Carmen was being DP'd, Tony shot his babybatter in her ass. She felt a sudden pressure build up and farted. She sprayed butter tarts all over the place.

Poop Tart
A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.

I would like one corn Poop tart please.

Poop tart
1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.

little jeffy was late for school, and no other choice but to quickly scarf a pooptart.

Poop tart
a flat piece of poop with creme in the middle
mm poop tarts

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Anal Pop Tart
When you take a pop tart of your favorite flavor smoosh it all up and stick it in your partners ass.Then you have them shit it back out in your mouth lapping it all up...
Damn baby last night that anal pop tart was absolutley delishoius

Monica is such a anal poop tart. she totally likes it in the ass.

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BlueLotus

BlueLotus

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Awesome Peanut Butter Squares (they taste like dank Reese's :) )

In a medium sized bowl, Mix 2 cups graham crackers (smashed to grain consistency), 1 cup peanut butter, 1 cup melted cannibutter, and 2 cups of confectioners sugar.

Line the bottom of an ungreased pan (like a 9 x 13) with the mixture. And stick in the fridge while you melt chocolate.

To melt chocolate-
Use the double boiler method and melt a cup to a cup and a half of semi sweet chocolate chips and 4 tablespoons of peanut butter.

Pour chocolate over the layer of heaven in the pan, stick in the fridge at least an hour before cutting.

That's it, and it's insanely good.
 
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Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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BlueLotus said:
Awesome Peanut Butter Squares (they taste like dank Reese's :) )

In a medium sized bowl, Mix 2 cups graham crackers (smashed to grain consistency), 1 cup peanut butter, 1 cup melted cannibutter, and a cup of confectioners sugar.

Line the bottom of an ungreased pan (like a 9 x 13) with the mixture. And stick in the fridge while you melt chocolate.

To melt chocolate-
Use the double boiler method and melt a cup to a cup and a half of semi sweet chocolate chips and 4 tablespoons of peanut butter.

Pour chocolate over the layer of heaven in the pan, stick in the fridge at least an hour before cutting.

That's it, and it's insanely good.
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Making some cannabutterz today. Thanks for this one! What brand butter do you use?
 
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