If you only had 2-5 minutes before the cops came.....

everything4less2003 said:

are you really coming? search my IP address and bam im screwed

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just a joke. Like you are going to ever know they are 2 minutes away.
It's not like they call you...

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I aint scared ,, aint nothing here but my personal sack .. and in 5 min I could eat it all.. and smash my glass... Now who's paying to replace the front door ?

It was not even locked why smash it down ...


Sheeesh

personal sack?

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I'd have cameras set up around the beginning of my long ass driveway, at least 5 min drive. I'd throw them in my wood burning stove and tell the cops where to stick it! fuckin pigs

only 1 word.....garberator

CrackerJax said:

just a joke. Like you are going to ever know they are 2 minutes away.
It's not like they call you...

out.

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ALSO SORRY FOR 2 POST IN A ROW HERE
2 more words for you....POLICE SCANNER

They USUALLY do quiet runs on raids...they aren't Einsteins (not by any stretch), but they aren't retarded either. Drug raids aren't radioed to Adam-12 like on TV.

out.

desertflower said:

I bet i could eat 50 small plants in 5min

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ahahahahah i laughed so hard when i read this lol. but seriously though no way

Truthfully if someone did contact me and told me that the po-po were coming. ( Truffully if it was from a reputable source and they were 100percent coming )

I.d roll a fat L-skin puree. Get a deck chair. Take off all my clothes. Get my plants and place them around the chair. Sit down. Light Up. Surrounded by nature. And as the pigs come in just offer them some herb. And go to jail with dignity!

This thread is dumb. That is all. Carry on.

Delusional said:

This thread is dumb. That is all. Carry on.

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but as a grower i feel like i could use the realistic answers plus were here to learn and have fun so stop hatin

If I had 2-5 min, I'd just sit there. When the cops came, I'd say "yes, I'm growing 2 small personal plants for my own consumption, right this way"... Well actually, I'd deny things unless they actually had a warrant. After that, I'd just let them do whatever they want. Hell, I've got no record and I don't think the laws in Canada are that bad.

Actually... What *would* happen to a polite offender who surrendered 2 small plants, with no prior criminal record - in Canada...

everything4less2003 said:

but as a grower i feel like i could use the realistic answers plus were here to learn and have fun so stop hatin

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Are you fucking kidding me?

Please tell me you're not this stupid.

There is no realistic answer.

If you had 2-5 minutes? Seriously? What fucking drug enforcement raid is going to call you from down the street... "Be there in five minutes sweetie!"

The only thing I've learned from this thread is that stupidity is fucking contagious.

You're just a moron who told someone he should not have about his grow and now you're basically polling the community to find out whether or not you're as dumb as you feel. Let me save you the trouble... yes. You are.


Just.... wow.....

Delusional said:

Are you fucking kidding me?

Please tell me you're not this stupid.

There is no realistic answer.

If you had 2-5 minutes? Seriously? What fucking drug enforcement raid is going to call you from down the street... "Be there in five minutes sweetie!"

The only thing I've learned from this thread is that stupidity is fucking contagious.

You're just a moron who told someone he should not have about his grow and now you're basically polling the community to find out whether or not you're as dumb as you feel. Let me save you the trouble... yes. You are.


Just.... wow.....

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I live in a gated community that is going broke. they gave loans to everyone and now 1 out of 5 homes/condo in this community is for sale/rent/foreclosed. Since i live in the condo, im all the way in the back well second to back--maintenance and club house is last. As a amenity- there is also a camera showing front gate as well as 3 other growers who are my friends who have homes.

On top of that, i have severe insomnia bc im prescribed adderall so i rarely sleep. You can tell by the time i post my replies.

so in theory i figure i have a "possibility" that i may have some time.

There have been times when cops come in marked cars and i have been alerted.

However if cops come in unmarked cars if they have that in this area--even tho i have never seen it.

My guy also claims that he has a hookup with the gate girl when cops come she gives him a heads up.

honestly, probably i would not have 5 minutes but if everything worked out assuming my friends were home or i see a cop roll up with 3 black crown victorias--- ill use some of these methods that were discussed.

But thanks you do make a valid point about how cops will not call you ahead of time to give you some warning.

I just dont think it applies to me ...to a certain degree.

is there any way they can get me if i use the garbage disposal on everything? like i still had the soil, lights, etc for a grow?

i would burn my house down...sike i would be goin to jail

everything4less2003 said:

is there any way they can get me if i use the garbage disposal on everything? like i still had the soil, lights, etc for a grow?

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Well, first of all they know all the tricks since they see it all the time.
Second, depending on the stage of your grow, a garbage disposal is going to put a big stink of weed in the kitchen, not hard to trace.

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garborator ...

I would rather get booked for reminance of 50 plants over 50 plants. Plus its not illegal to own grow equipment or smell like weed ..

im defintely saying garbage disposal or flush it down the pooper

do these "garbarators" exist or is this a made up term for a device youo fashioned