If you could choose what would the religion of USA be?

WORDZofWORDZCRAFT said:

i can't wait til you are all burning in hell and Jesus passes me the fatty he just rolled up. the only time i'll even think about your existence is when i reach down out of my kingdom to light that shit off your burning bodies.

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DonAlejandroVega said:

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Behind Dark Clouds said:

If you had the decision to roll the clock back to the early 20's and shapeshift our country into a different religion as the dominant one what would it be?

Would you pick the jews ? Maybe we would have saved better and spent lest.

Would you pick the devout christs of tomorrow? The standard king james followers

Would it be the morms? Coca Cola would have bankrupted early

What about the caths? Every boy you know could be touched by an angel!

The slims!!!! We could declare a holy war on fat people

The Farians ? Maybe we just smoke ourselves into agreement

Bellyists? Big Buddha got what you need

Teabaggers? Tell grandma to get a new dildo and stay at home instead of dancing the streets rockin her vote

Or would we be the anti christs?

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Doer said:

Doerism

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WORDZofWORDZCRAFT said:

Jesus is high as fuck he has some crazy ideas. I don't hold all your crazy ideas against you. Jesus is obviously breaking up more ganj in that picture.

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UncleBuck said:

lame thread even by sock puppet standards.

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racerboy71 said:

either bnb, or thump easy.. the writing style leans me more to it being thump easy though..

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cat of curiosity said:

i'll show you mine if you show me yours... just let me get your mom to hold the cam for a selfie...

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NoDrama said:

Man, no one would understand what that religion was even about.

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Behind Dark Clouds said:

do you grow weed or do you look at the shit that we grow and masturbate?

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NoDrama said:

Man, no one would understand what that religion was even about.

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Doer said:

Well hold on. How can Doerism be about talk?

It is about.....wait for it;.....Doing Something.

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DonAlejandroVega said:

fuck it; I'll join. no funny hats or throwing rocks at people, right?

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Behind Dark Clouds said:

I am with doobie here

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