If you could choose what would the religion of USA be?

If you had the decision to roll the clock back to the early 20's and shapeshift our country into a different religion as the dominant one what would it be?

Would you pick the jews ? Maybe we would have saved better and spent lest.

Would you pick the devout christs of tomorrow? The standard king james followers

Would it be the morms? Coca Cola would have bankrupted early

What about the caths? Every boy you know could be touched by an angel!

The slims!!!! We could declare a holy war on fat people

The Farians ? Maybe we just smoke ourselves into agreement

Bellyists? Big Buddha got what you need

Teabaggers? Tell grandma to get a new dildo and stay at home instead of dancing the streets rockin her vote

Or would we be the anti christs?

Every religion is flawed. They would all fuck us in the end one way or another.

Science. Not scientology*

Pinworm said:

Every religion is flawed. They would all fuck us in the end one way or another.

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That is not the question, the question is which one would you prefer being fucked by.

Behind Dark Clouds said:

That is not the question, the question is which one would you prefer being fucked by.

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you left some out dude. pin got it right.

how would you prefer to be raped? expectantly? consciously? prudishly? mortally? blatantly? barbarically? kindly? should i continually?

cat of curiosity said:

you left some out dude. pin got it right.

how would you prefer to be raped? expectantly? consciously? prudishly? mortally? blatantly? barbarically? kindly? should i continually?

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This isn't Jerry Springer, we don't have time to bring out all the fathers.

Pinworm said:

Every religion is flawed. They would all fuck us in the end one way or another.

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one way or another they would all fuck us in either end... one way... or another...

*bows before the prophet pinwormiust*

He will bend you over for a few laughs dude, who are you foolin.

cat of curiosity said:

one way or another they would all fuck us in either end... one way... or another...

*bows before the prophet pinwormiust*

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Behind Dark Clouds said:

This isn't Jerry Springer, we don't have time to bring out all the fathers.

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why not? i was raised catholic, and know the written word better than most of the protestants who down me daily. they say i sin and am doomed, i say, they haven't read well their holy relic, and if they had, they'd know that worshiping a book is paramount to disaster. for god said i'm the lord your god, you shall have no others before me (no false idols, including the man written over-translated bible).

what do YOU think, op?

Behind Dark Clouds said:

He will bend you over for a few laughs dude, who are you foolin.

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what was your old username? i forget...

cat of curiosity said:

why not? i was raised catholic, and know the written word better than most of the protestants who down me daily. they say i sin and am doomed, i say, they haven't read well their holy relic, and if they had, they'd know that worshiping a book is paramount to disaster. for god said i'm the lord your god, you shall have no others before me (no false idols, including the man written over-translated bible).

what do YOU think, op?

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What the hell are you talking about catholics are the ones who take thebibal literally.

I was raised protestant

lame thread even by sock puppet standards.

ErieR33FER said:

What the hell are you talking about catholics are the ones who take thebibal literally.

I was raised protestant

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derp de derp da derp?

what the hell are you talking about?

Is this a BnB sock?

cat of curiosity said:

derp de derp da derp?

what the hell are you talking about?

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Dude everyone knows that protestants don't believe the bibal in a literal sence while catholics do.

One of the many reasons we slaughtered each other for hundreds of years...

ErieR33FER said:

Dude everyone knows that protestants don't believe the bibal in a literal sence while catholics do.

One of the many reasons we slaughtered each other for hundreds of years...

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dyslexic much?

have you even read the bible?

Yall are fucktarded lol

ErieR33FER said:

Dude everyone knows that protestants don't believe the bibal in a literal sence while catholics do.

One of the many reasons we slaughtered each other for hundreds of years...

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catholics are big on tradition, ritual, and ceremony. not that big on literal interpretation of a book. well, at least not the bible anyway...

Catholics are a bunch of boy touchers bud.

too bad you guys don't believe incondoms there's too many of ya already haha

Behind Dark Clouds said:

He will bend you over for a few laughs dude, who are you foolin.

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You sound upset about something. Why don't you being such a fag and tell us all who you really are?