If you could choose what would the religion of USA be?

Who should rule us

  • Jews

    Votes: 1 25.0%

  • Christs

    Votes: 2 50.0%

  • Caths

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Slims

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Farians

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Bellyists

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Teabaggers

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Morms

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Satinists ( we like silk more)

    Votes: 1 25.0%
  • Total voters
    4
ErieR33FER

ErieR33FER

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cat of curiosity said:
not knockin' ya goat fucker. if you find pleasure in a hole, more power to ya. i just hope the goats consent, or else you're no different from the catholics you were just downing...

your last post would make a great sig, goat fucker :D
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If it's got a hole and a heartbeat I'm in, and I take my goats out to dinner first.
 
ErieR33FER

ErieR33FER

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cat of curiosity said:
rufies? i said i'm drunk... o.0

tried to find that adam sandler song/skit with the goat, no luck...
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Haha I've heard that song!...as I fuck goats in the barnyard.

But in all seriousness, what the hell has happened to Sandler, and mike myers? Miss there quality dayz...
 
Dr Kynes

Dr Kynes

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cat of curiosity said:
why not? i was raised catholic, and know the written word better than most of the protestants who down me daily. they say i sin and am doomed, i say, they haven't read well their holy relic, and if they had, they'd know that worshiping a book is paramount to disaster. for god said i'm the lord your god, you shall have no others before me (no false idols, including the man written over-translated bible).

what do YOU think, op?
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ErieR33FER said:
What the hell are you talking about catholics are the ones who take thebibal literally.

I was raised protestant
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cat of curiosity said:
dyslexic much?

have you even read the bible?
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ErieR33FER said:
Dude everyone knows that protestants don't believe the bibal in a literal sence while catholics do.

One of the many reasons we slaughtered each other for hundreds of years...
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cat of curiosity said:
dyslexic much?

have you even read the bible?
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ErieR33FER said:
Catholics are a bunch of boy touchers bud.

too bad you guys don't believe incondoms there's too many of ya already haha
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DonAlejandroVega

DonAlejandroVega

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I think we should worship worthless scraps of paper with pictures of dead oligarchs on them. and maybe we should have some demi-gods, able to catch inflated dead pigs, from 60 yards away.
 
WORDZofWORDZCRAFT

WORDZofWORDZCRAFT

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i can't wait til you are all burning in hell and Jesus passes me the fatty he just rolled up. the only time i'll even think about your existence is when i reach down out of my kingdom to light that shit off your burning bodies.
 
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