I Am Stoned And Pregnant.....What a A Hole Right?

neosapien

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My buddy concieved his first child whilst him and his wifey were tripping balls on some acid. His kid is fine, even better than fine, way more intelligent than most kids I've met. A little reefer ain't nothing to stress about.
 

Corso312

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My buddy concieved his first child whilst him and his wifey were tripping balls on some acid. His kid is fine, even better than fine, way more intelligent than most kids I've met. A little reefer ain't nothing to stress about.
this may be the dumbest statement i have read this month
 

Corso312

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lol...u have not even been reading posts for a month . and maybe you are confused to the definition of the word conceive .
 

neosapien

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lol...u have not even been reading posts for a month . and maybe you are confused to the definition of the word conceive .
conceivedpast participle, past tense of con·ceive (Verb)

1. Become pregnant with (a child).
2. (of a woman) Become pregnant

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Perhaps you are confused by what year it actually is.
 

Corso312

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lol..u are right...i was confused on the year, my bad.. but banging your lady on acid b4 the kid is even conceived has nothing to do with smoking when you are pregnant with a child .
 

StonedPony

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federal law delcared it a drug so I gues that is why ppl say that.............I love my pot and its very medical and I dont see it as a drug.........just stateing its listed as such.
 

Kodank Moment

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federal law delcared it a drug so I gues that is why ppl say that.............I love my pot and its very medical and I dont see it as a drug.........just stateing its listed as such.
Ya but shouldnt us stoners know to call it a plant or medicine? Classifying it as a drug is a travesty. Even in our own mind.
 

`SoA || Asi

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dude are u serious

your baby will have many problems
add , slow growth ,asma ect

trust me its very silly to have a baby on drugs
 

Kodank Moment

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dude are u serious

your baby will have many problems
add , slow growth ,asma ect

trust me its very silly to have a baby on drugs
Again...can you prove any of that? Or still just your opinion? I know babies born while smoking. They have no abnormal health problems. Ones even walking at 10 months. So.....
 

Kodank Moment

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Quit believing the fuckin hype dude. Man, for being weed friendly, some people are scared of it....
I know. Their willing to take huge nasty bong rips all day....then yell at someone doing the same. If your willing to smoke....you cant say its bad for a baby because then its bad for you.
 

StonedPony

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yea putting up same arguments as the ppl that are against weed and we put them straight...damn talk about double talk.....
 

Devildog93

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Just thought I'd post this as a counter to some of the studies against weed/pregnancy.....

PEDIATRICS Vol. 100 No. 1 July 1997, pp. 79-83
Mortality Within the First 2 Years in Infants Exposed to Cocaine, Opiate, or Cannabinoid During Gestation


Received Jul 26, 1996; accepted Nov 14, 1996.

Enrique M. Ostrea Jr*, Anthony R. Ostrea*, and Pippa M. Simpson From the * Department of Pediatrics, Hutzel Hospital, Children's Hospital of Michigan and Wayne State University, Detroit, Michigan.
Objective. To determine the mortality rate, during the first 2 years of life, in infants who were exposed to cocaine, opiate, orcannabinoidduring gestation.
Methods. For a period of 11 months, a large group of infants were enrolled and screened at birth for exposure to cocaine, opiate, or cannabinoidby meconium analysis. Death outcome, within the first 2 years after birth, was determined in this group of infants using the death registry of the Michigan Department of Public Health.
Results. A total of 2964 infants was studied. At birth, 44% of the infants tested positive for drugs: 30.5% positive for cocaine, 20.2% for opiate, and 11.4% for cannabinoids. Compared to the drug negative group, a significantly higher percentage (P < .05) of the drug positive infants had lower weight and smaller head circumference and length at birth and a higher percent of their mothers were single, multigravid, multiparous, and had little to no prenatal care. Within the first 2 years of life, 44 infants died: 26 were drug negative (15.7 deaths per 1000 live births) and 18 were drug positive (13.7 deaths per 1000 live births). The mortality rate among cocaine, opiate, or cannabinoid positive infants were 17.7, 18.4, and 8.9 per 1000 live births, respectively. (emphasis mine- Granny) Among infants with birth weight http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/math/12pt/normal/le.gif2500 g, infants who were positive for both cocaine and morphine had a higher mortality rate (odds ratio = 5.9, confidence interval [CI] = 1.4 to 24) than drug negative infants. Eleven infants died from the sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS); 58% were positive for drugs, predominantly cocaine. The odds ratio for SIDS among drug positive infants was 1.5 (CI = 0.46 to 5.01) and 1.9 (CI = 0.58 to 6.2) among cocaine positive infants.
Conclusion. We conclude that prenatal drug exposure in infants, although associated with a high perinatal morbidity, is not associated with an overall increase in their mortality rate or incidence of SIDS during the first 2 years of life. However, a significantly higher mortality rate was observed among low birth weight infants (http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/math/12pt/normal/le.gif2500 g) who were positive for both cocaine and opiate.




Total deaths -.............. 44

Drug negative deaths- ... 26....... 15.7 deaths per 1000 live births

All drug positive deaths-.. 18....... 13.7 deaths per 1000 live births

Cocaine positive deaths-.. __ .......17.7 deaths per 1000 live births

Opiate positive deaths-..... __ .......18.4 deaths per 1000 live births

Cannabinoid positive deaths-.__..... 8.9 deaths per 1000 live births


Weed smokin moms had half the mortality of drug free moms. And drug free moms had a higher mortality total than all the drugs ......

Just sayin....
 
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