I Am Stoned And Pregnant.....What a A Hole Right?

Slojo69 said:

I saw a 9 foot chinaman once, they must all be 9 foot over there then. Also seen a buffalo take out a lion, that must be how nature works. I seen the New York Giants win a super bowl one time, they must be an awesome team. I saw StonedPony's old biker ass use the internet, so every old ass biker must know how to use the computer.

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computer??????????? oh shit............now you tell me.

I guess 9 foot Chinamen and lion killing buffaloes grow on fucking trees around me and everyone I know.

And my inexperienced nurse mothers must be full of shit. Just surprised the hospital hasn't picked up on it over all their years of dis-service.

You really are a clown Slojo69. Just curious.....is your username a combo of your real name....Jo, and a verb describing your mental state....Slo?

StonedPony said:

computer??????????? oh shit............now you tell me.

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Have you been sending your posts via morse code, on that old coconut again. I keep telling you that you have to get with the times.

The Cryptkeeper said:

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Hey Gilligan. It's been awhile. LOL

could just be the odds, but here's my story i have 4 girls. 1-3 all brilliant mom didn't smoke at all. with the 4th one she smoked while breast feeding and she is dyslexic. make your own conclusion.

wiseguy316 said:

could just be the odds, but here's my story i have 4 girls. 1-3 all brilliant mom didn't smoke at all. with the 4th one she smoked while breast feeding and she is dyslexic. make your own conclusion.

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Your wife or the kid??????

The Cryptkeeper said:

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thats me thats me......LOL

wife smoked while breast feeding the 4th child

wiseguy316 said:

could just be the odds, but here's my story i have 4 girls. 1-3 all brilliant mom didn't smoke at all. with the 4th one she smoked while breast feeding and she is dyslexic. make your own conclusion.

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Evolution.

StonedPony said:

Your wife or the kid??????

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Really? SP, you can lighten the mood in any heated debate....I swear. LOL

That would explain all the dots.

wiseguy316 said:

wife smoked while breast feeding the 4th child

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yea we got that part but which one is dyslexic

Louis541 said:

That would explain all the dots.

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I resemble that remark....................

StonedPony said:

yea we got that part but which one is dyslexic

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No offence SP, but I think it's you.....LOL

JK

old ass biker, lol...how many times have you heard that? all you need is a lil grey facial hair and a scooter............f.t.w.

Dyslexics untie

StonedPony said:

Dyslexics untie

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OMFG. You are hilarious. This is why I am happy to have you as my friend.

Now.....I am really outta here...lol

wiseguy316 said:

could just be the odds, but here's my story i have 4 girls. 1-3 all brilliant mom didn't smoke at all. with the 4th one she smoked while breast feeding and she is dyslexic. make your own conclusion.

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I really didn't want to partake in this thread but I am anyways. yeah, i'd go with the odds on that one.. you have 4 children, all healthy except one has dyslexia...i'd take it you and your wifes genetics are pretty damn good and I would consider myself a lucky parent. Im not a doctor or an expert, but I just have a hard time believing that your wife smoking marijuana caused your 4th child's dyslexia. I'd go with Crypt and call it "evolution" and "natural selection." A woman in my town gave birth a severely mentally retarded child and she did absolutely everything during pregnancy to keep her baby healthy.......its just how cookie crumbles.....

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StonedPony said:

Dyslexics untie

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Dyslexic
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as for the O.P. are you also horny? because I'll do a pregnant chick