How to last longer?

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{Kottonmouth.King}

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Im telling you, just think about drowning puppies....think about it, how are you possibly cum if youre thinking about drowning puppies, lol.....

Thats sooo sick yet soo funny!!!! I was like drowning puppies....that would work. I'm not a cruel ass bastard but I just thought of trying to cum and than thinking of the puppy thing and I would probably laugh while trying not to cum. oh man. Do you seriously think about drowning puppies?

I say get your stamina up by working out and meditating these will help you gain control of whats happening to your body. Also try tensing your pubic muscles like 20 times in a minute 3x a day that should also help you stop cumming and be able to launch your cum from her pussy to her face. I love doing that their all like "bust on my stomach!" and I'm like "ok" and then I just blow my load up to their face. priceless.
 

hom36rown

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Thats sooo sick yet soo funny!!!! I was like drowning puppies....that would work. I'm not a cruel ass bastard but I just thought of trying to cum and than thinking of the puppy thing and I would probably laugh while trying not to cum. oh man. Do you seriously think about drowning puppies?
no, but I had a friend tell me thats what he does and it was the funniest shit I ever heard, so I figured I should share it with all of you..
 

Stoney McFried

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Man, ask the girl first.Just put it down my throat or in the fufu, cuz I don't like it on me.
Thats sooo sick yet soo funny!!!! I was like drowning puppies....that would work. I'm not a cruel ass bastard but I just thought of trying to cum and than thinking of the puppy thing and I would probably laugh while trying not to cum. oh man. Do you seriously think about drowning puppies?

I say get your stamina up by working out and meditating these will help you gain control of whats happening to your body. Also try tensing your pubic muscles like 20 times in a minute 3x a day that should also help you stop cumming and be able to launch your cum from her pussy to her face. I love doing that their all like "bust on my stomach!" and I'm like "ok" and then I just blow my load up to their face. priceless.
 

KingJMS

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Im telling you, just think about drowning puppies....think about it, how are you possibly cum if youre thinking about drowning puppies, lol.....
wtf? lol...i'm never going to cum again! that is off the wall as it gets... +rep, holmes.
 

iblazethatkush

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I'm gettin way better now. The last three times I went for almost an hour. And the last time I gave her an orgasm for the first time ever. Yeah, I'm a beast now:-P. J/k but I did tear that pussy up.

Also, I found out changing positions often helps me last longer. Just thought I'd share for anybody else needing help.
 

stoverdro

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Yeah posistion change helps but if you really want to last forever take some ecstacy or blow fat line of some coke.its called dick in the dirt you will not be able to bust at all till you absolutely try to.....its like 4 hours straight i went once....and if you dotn want to do that jsut htink about pleasing her not oyu and get her off and then you can get off....it works for me
 

ganjarocker101

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your problem is that when you were younger you probably tryed to get it over quick so u didnt get caught. adderall helps prolong ejaculation and so dose geting off a couple times before sex. now u got several options get her off a couple times manualy and orally first by that time shes allreddy gotten off and there is less of a reasn to feel bad wen ur done. practice buy your self trying to make it last aslong as possible. or just close your eyes and wen you fell like things are gona pop off as it were think of turn offs like margeret thatcher nked on a cold rainy day, ur mom foot ball golf ect.... the last option i have to offer you is a type of medditation look that up i dont know much about it sorry bra, good luck and have fun
 

Dillon

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Shaolin Cosmos Chi Kung offers exercises for stamina/endurance and improving performance too. It's sorta like meditation in motion, although doing these exercises right requires practice. It's all about being able to set the energy in your body flowing to where you need it to go.
 

fdd2blk

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