DutchKillsRambo
Well-Known Member
So I've been in a bit of a dating slump last few months and basically just left my downstairs alone like an old recluse and the lawn in front of his cabin. I basically kept up a buzz like once a week for the last few years. I need the illusion of all the extra length I can get.
Went to tame the beast just now and saw that my pubes are actually migrating up my shaft, like full length hair I'd say 40% of the way up. Sporadic, not dense, but still there nonetheless.
I'm not even 30 yet, am I destined to have some type of horrific were-penis? Should I even care?
Or should I start rogaining the whole thing every day till I can get on freak porn?
Thank you for your time, your clothes, and your motorcycle.
Went to tame the beast just now and saw that my pubes are actually migrating up my shaft, like full length hair I'd say 40% of the way up. Sporadic, not dense, but still there nonetheless.
I'm not even 30 yet, am I destined to have some type of horrific were-penis? Should I even care?
Or should I start rogaining the whole thing every day till I can get on freak porn?
Thank you for your time, your clothes, and your motorcycle.
