So I've been in a bit of a dating slump last few months and basically just left my downstairs alone like an old recluse and the lawn in front of his cabin. I basically kept up a buzz like once a week for the last few years. I need the illusion of all the extra length I can get.
Went to tame the beast just now and saw that my pubes are actually migrating up my shaft, like full length hair I'd say 40% of the way up. Sporadic, not dense, but still there nonetheless.
I'm not even 30 yet, am I destined to have some type of horrific were-penis? Should I even care?
Or should I start rogaining the whole thing every day till I can get on freak porn?
Thank you for your time, your clothes, and your motorcycle.