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How Far Up Your Shaft Do Your Pubes Go?

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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DutchKillsRambo said:
So I've been in a bit of a dating slump last few months and basically just left my downstairs alone like an old recluse and the lawn in front of his cabin. I basically kept up a buzz like once a week for the last few years. I need the illusion of all the extra length I can get.

Went to tame the beast just now and saw that my pubes are actually migrating up my shaft, like full length hair I'd say 40% of the way up. Sporadic, not dense, but still there nonetheless.

I'm not even 30 yet, am I destined to have some type of horrific were-penis? Should I even care?

Or should I start rogaining the whole thing every day till I can get on freak porn?

Thank you for your time, your clothes, and your motorcycle.
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You are on Stage 6 or 7, science has only charted up to 5. Your condition seems publishable, you should make a few phone calls and earn some cash...
 
MonkeyGrinder

MonkeyGrinder

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Wait a second.........you mean your pubes are supposed to start at the BOTTOM of your shaft and grow UP? Not the other way around?
 
DutchKillsRambo

DutchKillsRambo

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tyler.durden said:



You are on Stage 6 or 7, science has only charted up to 5. Your condition seems publishable, you should make a few phone calls and earn some cash...
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I'm thinking freak porn more instead of scientific research. Though that could be the hook:

Nurse- "Doctor the Wolf-Dick has escaped! We have to run!
Me-"He's already here. Awoooo!" as a cock that's more fur than man is unleashed on the unsuspecting masses.

I'd watch it.
 
Indagrow

Indagrow

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We need more women in this section.. Shit even dudes acting as women. This shit is getting out of control

What kinda nipples do you prefer on a girl?

I like a little darker than the skin, 1/4 nip, quarter to half dollar sized areola.. Also a plus if a baby hasn't gnawed on them for years they end up like tire rubber
 
greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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Indagrow said:
We need more women in this section.. Shit even dudes acting as women. This shit is getting out of control

What kinda nipples do you prefer on a girl?

I like a little darker than the skin, 1/4 nip, quarter to half dollar sized areola.. Also a plus if a baby hasn't gnawed on them for years they end up like tire rubber
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whats a 1/4 nip?
And amen on the rubber nipples..
 
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