mr sunshine
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When I'm 72 I'm going to decide to fight a lion...I will win and decide to fight a bear... then I will die.. that's how it's going to happen I already decided.
How do you think you will die?
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Unclebaldrick
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I think it will take some time for the skin to thicken enough to recognize a joke.
Singlemalt
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Anyone have any idea why women do that? Seriously, I've never seen a man nor boy do that but have seen all sorts of women do it
mr sunshine
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It took 4 years of chronic masterbation to thicken my foreskin. I'm talking about years of beating my shit up..time and time again.
mr sunshine
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I do that when I'm instigating fights. . I also say" ohhhhhhh "very loudly!
Singlemalt
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You cover your mouth? Why? I don't get it 
mr sunshine
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So nobody will slip their dick into it. No I'm not sure if I do that. I don't think I do.You cover your mouth? Why? I don't get it
im pretty sure I'm a man!
Singlemalt
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LOL You'd know if you did it
mr sunshine
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Singlemalt
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LMAO @mr sunshine
The ex, daughter and I were on a weekend drive in the backroads south of Pinnacles. That's notorious wild pig country. A herd, flock, bushel of pigs ran across the road...ahead was a bend and this pickup comes around and creamed this pig. The ex and daughter did that hand to mouth thing
The ex, daughter and I were on a weekend drive in the backroads south of Pinnacles. That's notorious wild pig country. A herd, flock, bushel of pigs ran across the road...ahead was a bend and this pickup comes around and creamed this pig. The ex and daughter did that hand to mouth thing
mr sunshine
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tyler.durden
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Good observation. I've never even seen gay guys do this. It seems that women are more emotional than men, and they do this when emotion is sudden and intense, perhaps as a subconscious, protective measure...
mr sunshine
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I've seen it in pornos..it usually happens when the white girl sees the black guys cock for the first time..
Singlemalt
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+rep
Mmmmmm...sudden death , tragedy or first sight of black cock. There's a relation there somewhere, need to consult a Physics text
bluntmassa1
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I'll die at war fighting the American Revolution part 2. 
BarnBuster
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this would be my preferred way but then I worry about getting Alzheimer's and not knowing WTF is going on, (just watched the movie "Still Alice")
st0wandgrow
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Of course he wouldn't.