Hey Fat Ass... Smoke some pot!

makes sense to me...make something that fights obesity illegal, and booom now were all fat. 2+2=4

i'm just a lil chubby, cause I smoke hella weed!
 
if i stop smoking weed i lose weight because i don't eat as much. i stay at a healthy normal weight with marijuana, my drug of choice and gift from god.
 
Not sure if its related, but when ever I smokw and dont try to control myself I just end up eating and feeling good. But if I smoke and focus on restraining my urges it often goes crazy deep spiritual and mystical and I get these crazy deep journies where I go through my emotions and life.

I've noticed that I actually lose weight while high if I try to maintain control. And develop immensly as a human.
 
i used to weight 285 LBS @ 5'8...... i was FAT, theres no other way to say it.

then i started to ride my bike, do some physical labour AND i started smoking pot again.

after i started smoking the pot while doing physical labour, and stopped eating snacks started eating actual meals 3 times a day i started to lose like 4 LBS per week..... it took me around 200 days to lose 120 LBS.

i currently weight 167 LBS. i am physically the best shape i have ever been in..... and mentaly when i look @ myself in the mirror i dont feel like shit any more, it feels like i actualy have something to live for......

thanks marijuana, for making me skinny :)
 
I eat way way less when I'm high. I'm the opposite

Come fall I eat maybe once every 3 days.....but I eat alot when I do. Always been that way.
 
no IDK every fall I eat much much much less, I'll go days without eating. for example.

I havnt ate since 9/5 at 10am. I feel fine...not hungry, and just smoked 2 bowls.

it's just fall does some change to me...I never feel hungry during fall. Been that way since I was a kid.

now full blown winter....lol. I'll gain 30lbs.
 
i don't know man i love to eat and i love cooking so i don't think that would ever happen to me. Ha ha ha.
 
Oh believe me I love my food, I'm a big guy, and need to eat a lot to keep up the energy. Like I said fall is weird.

but WHEN I do eat....its enough to make up for 3 days of not eating....the only thing is: I miss taking my morning shit!!!
 
I never eat when I'm high, it just kills the high. Same with milk, I don't feel high after I drink it. I also like being high while I'm hungry, it makes the high more intense if you can get past the fact you're hungry which the feeling doesn't really bother me
 
There is a much more comprehensive study on the subject floating around out there, not just a survey. I think they concluded marijuana raises one's metabolism
 
Corbat420 said:
i used to weight 285 LBS @ 5'8...... i was FAT, theres no other way to say it.

then i started to ride my bike, do some physical labour AND i started smoking pot again.

after i started smoking the pot while doing physical labour, and stopped eating snacks started eating actual meals 3 times a day i started to lose like 4 LBS per week..... it took me around 200 days to lose 120 LBS.

i currently weight 167 LBS. i am physically the best shape i have ever been in..... and mentaly when i look @ myself in the mirror i dont feel like shit any more, it feels like i actualy have something to live for......

thanks marijuana, for making me skinny :)
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jeebus, how did you ride the bike with out you'r ass swallowing the seat?
 
i used to like to tell COPS-

right to their face " catch me if you can" and then just take the fuck off.

them fat funkin cops!


tony, are you a cop?
 
Murfy said:
also-

if you are fat you will never get skinny.
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actualy i proved this one wrong.

just because you want to be fat, and to fucking LAZY to actually do the work.

i lost 120 LBS in less than a year. from 285 to 165.

i bet your an American, who weights a tonne and your just in denial, saying you cant be skinny.

just being realistic.
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OK i'll be realistic. how many FAT people are in africa, or china? how many fat people are in Haiti or Sumatra? NONE.

stop eating so damn much and do some PHYSICAL LABOUR. go and SWEAT. then you will lose some weight.
 
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