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anhedonia said:

Youve never noticed half way through a bowl everything will be charred and taste like shit?

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sorry but it does not surprise me that something.. anything.. that is halfway BURNT would look charred and smell/taste bad...

It's burnt...

Have you guys ever burnt toast? it does not smell like bread... it smells like BURNT BREAD.. and it looks charred black too...

Is it cause my bread is not organic...???

Fire burns shit...

I have to buy cheap pretendo from my neighbor (for the time being till mines cured) and that is how that terrible shit smokes.
It tastes awful too.

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I don;t know what pretendo is, but it sounds awful...

Once you get used to having good bud then go back to that shit it toatally fucking sucks.

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Agreed, that is why I grow my own stash...

like these...

I know you can't possibly taste over the internet... but I assure you the closest any of these buds got to shit was when I walked by....

Here's what the op was doing in early May...

Indicas @ 6 weeks...

















Satvas @ 6 weeks...











The Op...

Its pretty much unseedsd schwag that wasnt taken care of properly and there is TONS of it being passed around.

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Sorry...

The supply of this shit never seems to run out either. It always shows up in the winter until fall harvest when everyone has dank weed.

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Growing weed is kinda like flying aerobatics....

ANYONE can do a loop..... but now I want to see it ROUND

not so easy anymore...

lurkmaster said:

I feel you man.. I hate getting bud like that.

I love it when I look into my finished bowl and seeing nothing but white ash thats so fine I can sneeze and itll be gone.

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Like I said before...

Throw a chink of OAK WOOD in your pipe...

By the time the thing is done burning, all you will have is fine light ash...

Burn it just a little bit and you still have a block of wood...

Burn it halfway and you got a blackened, charred, smelly mess...



I take care of ALL my taste issues (which are personal) by drying and curing properly...

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Lurk... I have reached a consensus...

I think you are probably one of the smartest guys I will ever meet... but I don;t think you could apply what you know to save your life...

With that...

I hope you hang around and enjoy the photos...

You HAVE convinced me.. you've never grown pot... you've TRIED to grow pot...

Sorry, it's just what I think...

sounds like you got your very own weed baron now.......wtf am i sposed ta do with all this free time?

lurkmaster said:

I can attest to this, I have rescued many shitty weed purchases by giving them a proper dry and cure.

Lost weight, but the better smoke made it worth it for sure.

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That is kiddy games dude anyone can do that.... How about drying and curing your own fully matured bud? That is something to brag about but buying weed and letting it sit out to dry and then putting it in jars is something that nursery school kids could do....

anyone ever smoked the pretendica i grow?

Hehe eating pop corn right now. This shit is funny!

bugsrnme said:

sounds like you got your very own weed baron now.......wtf am i sposed ta do with all this free time?

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I LOVE you Bugs...

I hope you stick around... this is FUN!!!!

I'm smoking some DANK Juicy Fruit with some DANK SATIVA KIEF on top...

Whatch you're burning these days?

Bugs I can pretenidica I have!

tom__420 said:

That is kiddy games dude anyone can do that.... How about drying and curing your own fully matured bud? That is something to brag about but buying weed and letting it sit out to dry and then putting it in jars is something that nursery school kids could do....

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Wow.

Okay you throw down $4000 of your own hard earned cash down for a pound of 'high quality' bud and then find out its not even fully dried.

I hardly think thats a kiddy game.

bugsrnme said:

anyone ever smoked the pretendica i grow?

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I have demanded pics from all who spoke so far...

Only fair...???

C'mon... I've seen that one with your wife's hairy leg on it....

SHOW IT!!! SHOW IT

DeweyKox said:

Bugs I can pretenidica I have!

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HAHAHAH!!!!!

I have food on the keys now...

lurkmaster said:

Wow.

Okay you throw down $4000 of your own hard earned cash down for a pound of 'high quality' bud and then find out its not even fully dried.

I hardly think thats a kiddy game.

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Not a kids game... but if you consider yourself a GROWER... it sure sounds like an incompetent grower to me...

like those fishermen that BUY their catch on the way home... you know.. to save face...

Hahhaa fish ....... On the way home.... Hahaha

GypsyBush said:

Lurk... I have reached a consensus...

I think you are probably one of the smartest guys I will ever meet... but I don;t think you could apply what you know to save your life...

With that...

I hope you hang around and enjoy the photos...

You HAVE convinced me.. you've never grown pot... you've TRIED to grow pot...

Sorry, it's just what I think...

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Haven't been ultimately successful myself in the quest to grow ultimate dank *yet*. I've grown myself some decent smoke, nothing of notable quality though.

But I have picked up more knowledge than I could have ever asked for along the way.

I have tried so many different things I know exactly what I want to do, its all a matter of time now.

Now a matter of time is something I practice on, I think lurk is up to something now!

lurkmaster said:

I have tried so many different things I know exactly what I want to do, its all a matter of time now.

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I believe you... but it's more a matter of doing it...

like the NIKE add says...

GypsyBush said:

Not a kids game... but if you consider yourself a GROWER... it sure sounds like an incompetent grower to me...

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Ah.. yes at the time I was not a grower.

Only in the game for an abundance of dank smoke that I could, through using simple economic principles, get for virtually nothing.

I got tired of dealing with people that had no game plan waiting on shit I can't control all the time only to be dissappointed almost every time.

I decided it was time to cut this middle man shit out and just grow it myself, and that is when I began my current ultimate quest...

GypsyBush said:

I believe you... but it's more a matter of doing it...

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Can't do it yet... Still waiting to apply all of this new knowledge into a brand new grow.

Moving out of my current place in about a month or so...

I will have 5-6 times the space in my new place.

I can assure you, you will not be dissappointed with what I have in store...

SORRY GYPSY!! some of us have lives outside of RIU and like to tend to our plants instead of talking about them oh and i have a girlfriend!!

i didn't even mean that!! just wanted to be a dick, jokingly of course!

everything i've HEARD about flushing, is its the way to do it... can leave a chemical taste on the palate, as well as not burn properly, basically put itself out mid-joint because of excess salt/nutrient build up in the bud. it all comes from memory of an article read awhile back.

with that said... i've NEVER harvested haha.

my clones are already sexing.. guess thats what happen when you cut clones in the first week of flower. so anyhow, they went on 12/12 with 50-50 Grow-Bloom nutes.... so i guess after a week i'll be on full strength bloom and hopefully LST'ing most of them. i plant to top one down to the 2nd node, its tall and i want to see what happens to the one. the rest are a good height so i won't top them. just LST the shorter clones...

and i shall now repost that last bit on my OWN journal!

bitches!!!

lurkmaster said:

Ah.. yes at the time I was not a grower.

Only in the game for an abundance of dank smoke that I could through using economics, get for virtually nothing.

I got tired of dealing with people that had no game plan waiting on shit I can't control all the time only to be dissappointed almost every time.

I decided it was time to cut this middle man shit out and just grow it myself, and that is when I began my current ultimate quest...

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If you are not a grower, than we go back to how ridiculous it is to try teaching something you have never done yourself...

and if you are into ANYTHING for abundance of dank.. than you really should leave the mexbrick at the border and GROW SOME DANK...

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If you want to grow DANK you will....

I grew my first batch in a hotel room... while in a wheelchair...

Cause I WANTED TO GROW SOME DANK... so I just did it...

and whether you can't or you won't... "the song remains the same" ... you DIDN'T...

here is a more enjoy-able version of "the song remains the same"

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Aww come on man you just quoted me then said the complete opposite..


I didn't waste my time with schwag bricks man...


I had people buying grams of chemdog off me for $30/g when I was sitting on ounces.

When I got a qp of cheese, that shit was gone in 2 days, at $25/g

I could just make up some crazy name and people would be all over that shit.


Those are straight up ripoff prices, but stupid people pay stupid prices.

For dro an ounce around where I am goes for $420
For schwag an ounce where I am goes for $40



There was no reason to even touch schwag when I could sell shit for 10x the price and still be held under the same legal liability.




I have only recently discovered (since I started growing) how awesome mexican genetics are and I can't afford to spend $300/week on bud since I'm not getting wholesale discounts.