BendBrewer
Well-Known Member
That's funny. I can just imagine you go to the store to get some smokes. The guy hands you a pack with a messed up pic on it. You say no not that one. Here's another one. Nope not that one. Here's another one. Nope not that one. Finally something acceptable to you. "Low Birth Weight". Ok I'll take it.
Yeah but I stole it from Bill Hicks. Enjoy Smokers and Non-Smokers alike! It's worth the 8 minutes. One of the funniest stand up bits ever.
[video=youtube;rh2wST3eLBg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh2wST3eLBg[/video]"The surgeon generals warnings are different on the sides of each pack. Mine says, Surgeon General Warning: Cigarette smoking may Cause fetal injury or premature birth. Hey, fuck it! Found my brand. Just dont get the ones that say lung cancer."