Great Stoner Quotes
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Prot3us1
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Lol my mate, my gf and I were at a mall, and We went to a cheap shop and got a chocolate egg for my gf (kinder surprise haha..she loves them). The checkout chick was hot as, and my mate was flirting with her while my gf and i started to walk away. I grabbed the bag of goods, and as i pulled it off the counter the egg fell out onto the floor...I was so baked im like:
"Shit my girls eggs ust fell out of the bag..." I looked right into the eyes of the checkout chick and went
"QUACK QUACK".
My mate was so embarrassed lol...I unno why i said that but it came out...I guess i was thinking dirty haha
prot
"Shit my girls eggs ust fell out of the bag..." I looked right into the eyes of the checkout chick and went
"QUACK QUACK".
My mate was so embarrassed lol...I unno why i said that but it came out...I guess i was thinking dirty haha
prot
thedoorman
Active Member
I was chillin with one of my friends when he suddenly burst into laughter and says "Yo. I just had a high moment." Mildly intrigued I asked "What happened?" he responds "I dunno, I can't remember!" I couldn't help but laugh forever when I heard that. 
EZgoin
Active Member
A little while after me and my roommate had just smoked a bowl, he turns to me and says "I think I see better without my glasses when I'm high dude" I look at him and say "Really, that's pretty weird" There's a brief moment of silence as we sit on the couch watching TV and then he says "Oh shit, I forgot to take my contacts out!" I just about lost it, I was laughing so god damn hard.
Boogaloo Bud
Well-Known Member
me...."what if the names of things got mixed around over night?" actually a thought I had a few moments ago....
mygirls
Medical Marijuana (MOD)
+reps,nice ones
Scuba
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hella dude.+reps,nice ones
ONEeyedWILLY444
Well-Known Member
it at first you dont succeed, fuck it off and blaze some weed
BakedinBC
Active Member
half baked "i dont do drugs, just weed"
Pineapple express: "todays my cats birthday"
"how many women have you slept with?" "like two and a half"
"even if he found that roach, how could he find us?" " Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Pineapple express: "todays my cats birthday"
"how many women have you slept with?" "like two and a half"
"even if he found that roach, how could he find us?" " Um... heat-seeking missiles... bloodhounds... and foxes... barracudas...
Guerilla grower...
Member
" can you feel the floor sinking "
"its got a werid after taste liek someone hit you over the head with a shovel "
"isit alright if i warm biscuits in youre microwave ? "
"isnt it werid how telivisons move .. its only made out of metal but it still moves"
"imagen that we was in a documentary on drugs and it was before and after smoking pot fucking hell "
" shhhh .. i can hear something ... " "what isit ..." " aww its the fire alarm "
"Why the fuck are you rolling a spliff in my living room ? "
"its got a werid after taste liek someone hit you over the head with a shovel "
"isit alright if i warm biscuits in youre microwave ? "
"isnt it werid how telivisons move .. its only made out of metal but it still moves"
"imagen that we was in a documentary on drugs and it was before and after smoking pot fucking hell "
" shhhh .. i can hear something ... " "what isit ..." " aww its the fire alarm "
"Why the fuck are you rolling a spliff in my living room ? "
Superiorsuccess
Member
Do you think god is sad because, he put these plants on this earth for a reason and then the fucking goverment doesn't make it legal, and according to the bible you have to follow the law, but if it was legal I would go to heaven... So I think he is sad that I am a sinner ... So god wants me to be his little trooper and help legalize weed. hahahahahah wtf
mcpskills2000
Active Member
I got one.... about 1000 years ago a wise China man once said and I quote "man who go to bed with itchy booty...... wake up with stinky fingas"
Jimmy Luffnan
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One of my favorites...
~ A thought shared is a seed planted in the mind of another~
~ A thought shared is a seed planted in the mind of another~
GreatGanjaRepublic
Active Member
Dude, do you know some states actually let you pick your way of being executed..!
Well if I got to pick, I would want to disco dance to death! Like do the robot till I die! (dancing)--(in a robot voice) "batteries.....low......"
``buddy aaron
Well if I got to pick, I would want to disco dance to death! Like do the robot till I die! (dancing)--(in a robot voice) "batteries.....low......"
``buddy aaron