Lol...I have a good one....a month or so ago my friend and I were walking down the street, after having a munch at Macdonalds, and a few pigs drive by. So we start this conversation about how the pigs are out to get everyone and why should we obey these officers of the law, when they have man made laws themselves and humans have flaws and therefore so do the laws and all this crap. Let me just tell you how stoned we were....this was about 4 o'clock....and I was at my prime buzz. We had a 1 gram each wake n' bake (Purple OG Kush....more potent then you would expect from a purple...) at around 11, at around 12:30 we finished Pineapple Express, so I just had to roll a cross joint lmao...which was AMAZING btw...everyone try it who has weed now! At that point we were really high and turned on some awesome music , smoked some cigarettes. We may have had another bong session, I can't remember but we were pretty cut....drunk and stoned...around here we call getting really drunk sloshed so I was "Sloned" you might say. I was like I'd like to sit on a rooftop and snipe some of those mother fuckers, and my friend turns to me and says yeah but you'd go to jail. So I was like yeah, true....or I could train a monkey to snipe people...and we burst out laughing and both turn to each other, still laughing and say "Because you can't charge a monkey with murder" just like that...exact same words lol...then I very nearly dropped to the ground. It was the best lol...or when me and my friends were tripping on shrooms and my gf came down the stairs, eating a banana and I was like "yeah suck that banana" and she said "what? wtf is wrong with bananas? They're delicious"
