Great Stoner Quotes

tckfui said:
tellephons are fucking crazy!!! how does a magnet pick up the vibrations of my voice and translate it into some strange electrical code, and than a second magnet translates this electrisity into some vibrations... that happen to be my voice, simply amazing... I'm high... or am I?
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wires wrapped around the magnet emit electricity and interrupt the magnetic field of the magnet. that causes the magnet to vibrate against the cone which amplifies it into recognizable sound.

still cool.
 
tckfui said:
yea rite, nice try!!! if only it were really that simple! if it was I would have a phone!
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It is that simple. Thats how sound waves are transformed into electrical signals. Then off to a preamp then amp and conditioned and sent down the line. How did you think Alex Bell made one back in the late 1800's?
 
Katt Williams- "You see that,i can see why they call it a couch,but this Mother fucka here nigga,this shit right here nigga,this is a love seat.I can't even sit in it if i'm not in love. What kinda shit is that"
 
BigBudBalls said:
It is that simple. Thats how sound waves are transformed into electrical signals. Then off to a preamp then amp and conditioned and sent down the line. How did you think Alex Bell made one back in the late 1800's?
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yea thats soo typical of you big balls!!! take his side then!!! :evil:
alex bell didn't make the first phone according to a plaque on my corner, it was some Italian guy, and then bell fucked him over, so take that! :roll:
 
haha!!! I thought the dumb dumb ones were the worst :P
man now I feel like going down there and reading it... only one problem I lied!!! its like 6 blocks away :(
 
tckfui said:
yea thats soo typical of you big balls!!! take his side then!!! :evil:
alex bell didn't make the first phone according to a plaque on my corner, it was some Italian guy, and then bell fucked him over, so take that! :roll:
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Actually a giant sorry to the thread. Forgot it was a stoner quote thread.
(typical tech-head am I)

But then there was many first inventors of 'things'. Airplane comes to mind. Alex got the credit in history, so it sticks (right or wrong)
 
good times at university in my dorm lol...

my buddy "did you just fucking febreeze the closet man?" me "......man i dont have a closet, thats the door"
 
If the ocean was weed, and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom, and smoke my way up.

But the ocean ain't weed, and I ain't a duck, so hand me that bong, and shut the fuck up ^_^

I've known that one for years... and my favorite afro man remix

ORIGINAL: Roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems! Feelin' high as hell, flyin' through Palmdale, skatin on dayton rims.

REMIX: Roll, roll, roll my joint, pas it down the line! Take a toke, hold your smoke, and blow your fuckin' mind!
 
A few off the top of my head, which Im sure have already been said but ehh ah well.


"Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill man? Have you ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill on..WEED MAN! There's some trippy shit man!"

"I'm way to stoned to drive to the devils house"

Our old saying for packing a bowl - "Pack it strong"
Can't remember anymore off the top of my head, oh year here's one

*Ring Ring* "Marajuana affects the memory"
 
especially apt for growers...

"Never give up on a dream because of how long it will take to accomplish it, the time will pass anyway."
 
this is kinda one of those you had to be there.

me and my boy get pulled over and i look at him and he looks at me and he goes "dude, im too high to run from the cops."
 
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