Fucking with the K9 unit!!!

mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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i usually dont try to stir up the hornets nest. every once in a while u gotta cut loose haha, so maybe do your thing. oh and a big fuck the po-lice! it could invite trouble so who knows.
 
Zeplike

Zeplike

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hahah wow man I was smoking in the park at one of these half developed suberbia places you speak of, rolling a blunt. A k-9 f250 rolled up in the parking lot right next to the picnic table area and I basically wrapped an almost rolled swisher and bud shake in my shirt. I then proceeded to get real paranoid as the lady cop took out from the back seat a pretty large blood / basset hound - or whatever they use.

This was also a cop who lived/frequently visited(?) in my neighborhood, but to my relief the dog took a dump in the field and left without alerting or anything :peace:
 
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ultraviolet pirate

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earlier this decade i went to a pro pot rally in dc and brought back a ton of posters and fliers,etc.... a few days after coming home i waited till dark and loaded my 2 year old daughter into her stroller for a mission..we walked to the cop shop where cruisers were parked as my lil girl pulled tape from a dispenser and lined the front of her stroller with tape as i taped pro pot posters on the passeger side of about 15 cop cars...the cops NEED to be messed with.
 
ukgrower2110

ukgrower2110

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2 possibilities

1. it works, u piss this fed off and watch him throw a lil temper tantrum, if this happens put it on utube

2. u somehow get seen, camera, fed behind you, they catch you, warning and decide to take a look at ur house, basicali if u get caught ur screwed

ur choice, momentary fun with the possibility of permanent consequences not to mention they wont like you too much, they have nothing to do other than fuck with the public, ur just givin them another excuse to invade ur privacy and unnecessarily piss u off.
 
Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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ultraviolet pirate said:
earlier this decade i went to a pro pot rally in dc and brought back a ton of posters and fliers,etc.... a few days after coming home i waited till dark and loaded my 2 year old daughter into her stroller for a mission..we walked to the cop shop where cruisers were parked as my lil girl pulled tape from a dispenser and lined the front of her stroller with tape as i taped pro pot posters on the passeger side of about 15 cop cars...the cops NEED to be messed with.
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wouldn't that be considered vandalizing public/police property or something? with your daughter??
 
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ultraviolet pirate

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how was it vandalizing? littering, perhaps.. and yes, with my daughter...problem? revolution begins in the home...she also knows ANYONE with a gun is not to be trusted
 
ukgrower2110

ukgrower2110

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Sr. Verde said:
wouldn't that be considered vandalizing public/police property or something? with your daughter??
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true say, and also becuase it was about pot, if he got caught they would threaten him bout theyl take away his kids or theyl get social services to monitor him and say he could be an unfit parent.
 
gumball

gumball

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naloboy808 said:
Alright so!!! I live in one of these modern day suburbias. You know, the ones they cut down acres of trees and destroy habitats for thousands of animals even before they build one house! I?ve noticed one day walking my dog that there is a k9 unit that lives right down the street from me. :lol::lol::lol: I ain?t worried about that though in fact i?d like to turn it into something fun!

Everyday on my way home from class I see the cop pulled over at the side of the road at the entrance to my neighborhood letting his furry german co-worker pop a squat and drop the browns off at the superbowl. It seems that he does this routinely everyday so i figured hey why not mess with the guy right? I?m a pretty frequent smoker and most of the time i roll a blunt. I save my glass for the good stuff.

So my plan is to collect all of my roaches as many as I can resist to smoke lol. And just scatter them right where the cop parks his van. Has anybody ever done this one before?? I could just imagine how pissed off the cop would get.


So I say, ":finger::finger::finger::finger::finger:the police!!!"


ps sorry this isn?t related to outdoor growing
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Remember, these dogs jobs are to track, and if its a great dog even slightly he may be able to pick up on the scent that placed these roaches out there. Or if you do it while walking your own dog, pick up on your dogs scent and lead the police right to you. I agree with introducing yourself to the cop, and maybe become aqcuantances. But don't reach out to pet the dog, the are not trained to be cordual. K9's are the boss when they are around. If the dog comes up to you then pet him, but to the dog, your his bitch.
 
Nitegazer

Nitegazer

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As a prank, I've considered purchasing some of the chemical they use to train dogs to sniff for pot. I'd like to take it to an airport and spray a bit on a bunch of suitcases. I wouldn't want to ruin the day for innocent people, though.

I wonder if trafficers swamp the DEA with false alarms to help sneek stuff through.
 
ukgrower2110

ukgrower2110

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Nitegazer said:
As a prank, I've considered purchasing some of the chemical they use to train dogs to sniff for pot. I'd like to take it to an airport and spray a bit on a bunch of suitcases. I wouldn't want to ruin the day for innocent people, though.

I wonder if trafficers swamp the DEA with false alarms to help sneek stuff through.
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yep, they pay white kids on holiday to swallow coke and heroin, sometimes they put a small amount in a person, maybe 20quids worth and £5000 in another person, they give a tip off about the person wit the £20 so its easier to get the £5000 person through, and the idea about the chemical, the dog would smell it on you instantly.
 
Murfy

Murfy

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this is what you do nephew-
search the web for homemade dog biscuit recipes on the web that include butter, make the treats and use ganja butter, walk right up the dog every day and give him a TREAT!

or if your afraid the leo will notice the dog acting funny everytime after the treat, just stash it near the edge of the weeds were he shits, he'll find it

teach the mutt the error of his ways, get him stoned
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Murfy said:
this is what you do nephew-
search the web for homemade dog biscuit recipes on the web that include butter, make the treats and use ganja butter, walk right up the dog every day and give him a TREAT!

or if your afraid the leo will notice the dog acting funny everytime after the treat, just stash it near the edge of the weeds were he shits, he'll find it

teach the mutt the error of his ways, get him stoned
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Haha, that's so funny and so wrong at the same time
 
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