Fucking with the K9 unit!!!

[naloboy808]

Alright so!!! I live in one of these modern day suburbias. You know, the ones they cut down acres of trees and destroy habitats for thousands of animals even before they build one house! Iʻve noticed one day walking my dog that there is a k9 unit that lives right down the street from me. I ainʻt worried about that though in fact iʻd like to turn it into something fun!

Everyday on my way home from class I see the cop pulled over at the side of the road at the entrance to my neighborhood letting his furry german co-worker pop a squat and drop the browns off at the superbowl. It seems that he does this routinely everyday so i figured hey why not mess with the guy right? Iʻm a pretty frequent smoker and most of the time i roll a blunt. I save my glass for the good stuff.

So my plan is to collect all of my roaches as many as I can resist to smoke lol. And just scatter them right where the cop parks his van. Has anybody ever done this one before?? I could just imagine how pissed off the cop would get.


So I say, "the police!!!"


ps sorry this isnʻt related to outdoor growing

 

[Hemlock]

Alright so!!! I live in one of these modern day suburbias. You know, the ones they cut down acres of trees and destroy habitats for thousands of animals even before they build one house! Iʻve noticed one day walking my dog that there is a k9 unit that lives right down the street from me. I ainʻt worried about that though in fact iʻd like to turn it into something fun!

Everyday on my way home from class I see the cop pulled over at the side of the road at the entrance to my neighborhood letting his furry german co-worker pop a squat and drop the browns off at the superbowl. It seems that he does this routinely everyday so i figured hey why not mess with the guy right? Iʻm a pretty frequent smoker and most of the time i roll a blunt. I save my glass for the good stuff.

So my plan is to collect all of my roaches as many as I can resist to smoke lol. And just scatter them right where the cop parks his van. Has anybody ever done this one before?? I could just imagine how pissed off the cop would get.


So I say, "the police!!!"


ps sorry this isnʻt related to outdoor growing

mY bROTHER WAS A COP FOR 25 YEARS the last 11 he was in charge of the vice squad,
this was his saying
fuck around, fuck around, you won't be around...
they got nothin better to do than fuck with you, leave them alone.

 

[whiteflour]

Well it's actually a job to the dog and they have to be commanded to hunt. They usually don't just go out alerting for no reason. I'd just forget the whole thing cause you probably find yourself in more trouble than you would amused.

Btw .... his cohort is actually probably a Belgian Malinios. German sheppards have a bad rep with hip dysplacia and are being used very little for police and military activities, but they do look very similar.

 

[smokinguns]

It sounds fun alright but I agree with Hemlock. My brother has been a cop all his life. If you fuck with him he will make it his mission to find you. I say make friends, go pet his dog.

BTW Hemlock, Semper Fi!

 

[Hemlock]

It sounds fun alright but I agree with Hemlock. My brother has been a cop all his life. If you fuck with him he will make it his mission to find you. I say make friends, go pet his dog.

BTW Hemlock, Semper Fi!

Semper Fi smokinguns...were you in the Corps??

 

[smokinguns]

Yep, a while back. 1975-82. Were you in the first Gulf?

 

[robert 14617]

84-88 my brothers i say sprinkle that shit in there , next time he is told to search he will get a wiff of pot and want to take a dump (drop the kids off by the pool)

 

[smokinguns]

Just another Glorious day..Haven't heard that in a while. Everyday is a holiday, and every meal's a feast.

 

[robert 14617]

Uncle Sams Miss guided Children

 

[smokinguns]

Forgot about that one. I went from Staff to PFC when I got out in 82. Proud Fucking Cillivan.

I could have retired at 39. Looking back now, I whished I stayed in.

 

[smokinguns]

Hey Robert. I use to live in South Texas, actualy Clear Lake area. Loved it. Got a good friend still lives in Dally.

 

[nailz92002]

Muscles are Required Intelligence Not Essential. MARINE

OHH Rahh Devil Dogs. I was in 99 - 03.

 

[robert 14617]

old core OA-4M squadron no advancements E-8's forced out without ability to retrain ,they didn't want mechanics working on there little F-18's only parts changers ,anyhow i have never looked back once they let me out that front gate

 

[nailz92002]

old core OA-4M squadron no advancements E-8's forced out without ability to retrain ,they didn't want mechanics working on there little F-18's only parts changers ,anyhow i have never looked back once they let me out that front gate

Same here. I was on stop loss for like 6 months. I only had 1 more month until my EAS. It was because of the Iraq War was escalating.

 

[robert 14617]

fuck the suck ,lets get back on topic we jacked the shit out of this thread

 

[nailz92002]

fuck the suck ,lets get back on topic we jacked the shit out of this thread

Agreed. sorry about that.

 

[mygirls]

you just might be inviting themover for a little search.

 

[veggiegardener]

I'm enjoying your dialogue.

Although I was never in the Marines, my Dad was.

He was WW2, First Division.

He had his 20th birthday on Guadalcanal. He carried Malaria for forty years, afterward.

Regarding fucking with a cop, it isn't worth the trouble. The down side could be ugly.

 

[Hemlock]

Yep, a while back. 1975-82. Were you in the first Gulf?

Thats a confirm I was in 2/2 THE WARLORDS, we were the first Battalion to breach the minefields in Kuwait and Liberate the City!!!!

OHHHH RAHHHHH.....

Always good to meet a Brother!

And Good to see all you other Dvil Dogs down here as well,,,Shit sound off if want to
Hemlock
2/2 THE WARLORDS
88-92

Want to thank all of you old and new Corps for your service Gentlemen.
ALL I can say is
SEMPER FI

 

[Hemlock]

I'm enjoying your dialogue.

Although I was never in the Marines, my Dad was.

He was WW2, First Division.

He had his 20th birthday on Guadalcanal. He carried Malaria for forty years, afterward.


Well God Bless Old Dad Tell him there a bunch of Jar heads that wanna thank him for his service!!!!! WWII...Mother Fuckin OLD CORPS there Boys!!! OHHH RAHHHH