Finish the sentence above you!

but then a rattle snake bit jerry garcia's dick! so then...

that if anyone found out id track down his faveret niece and date her.


Libbity caps open ............

some crazy ass dimension.

those kinds of fruits make you.......

horny as fuck.

wanna come rub my.........

.....chocolate salty balls?


Hey! didn't you......

talk slowly or shout?

if u dont remember it..................

then forget it

if a dog is...

dyslexic does he do tricks backwards?

HOT............

.....damn! my closet stinks.



Didn't my sister.........

leave her dildo in the bathroom?

that bitch, I'm going to...

shove that thing up her ass and vagina at the same time

approximatly ___% of women like a finger up there butt.

upinchronic1 said:

shove that thing up her ass and vagina at the same time

approximatly ___% of women like a finger up there butt.

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So be persistent but not violent because bad anal play will usually end your night early and you'll be wacking off.



So anyways let me tell you "this one time @ band camp"...

yes sensi, persistance is my ally, be one with persistance. ( omg, i had the best sex in my life last night)

I licked a girl in the ear and she fucked me on the spot.


I cant...

wait to get out of this house so that I can...

live my life.

if everything always worked out....

Life wouldnt be challenging enough for me.

35 in 40 women will..................

it was 5 cells per puff


puff puff pass>>>> lol