Finish the sentence above you!

not if you are smoking with inner city kids, it's puff puff puff puff puff puff and when your throat starts to hurt, THEN pass

that is an obstruction to justice, to pot smoking, to alligators around the globe. it makes me want to grab a mother fucking...

shot gun and shoot all of these dudes in the....

she needs to stop tongue fucking your mother.

if i had more time....

nothin' but a roll of pennies to spend on......

2 $.25 sodas at alma market.

if i had a million bucks....

I'd donate it to a charity for children who are less fortunate then I am.

if I had a poodle...

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I'd donate it to a charity for children who are less fortunate then I am.

if I had a poodle...

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Id have To Shoot the Ugly Little Yapper.



If I had a week to live, I would...

go on a fear and loathing binge.

i could....

smoke a cigg...

i would...

...smoke a big bone of homegrown



If i got abducted by aliens I would.....

bring home an anal probe and use it on your two mom's.

if the next do neighbor was a pedophile....

i would move..

i couldnt stand...

up too fast.

the last time i was in the hospital....

...i banged a nurse in the O R



If MJ never existed, Id probably....

have killed myself already..
i dont use....

toilet paper.

smell my.....

....big hairy nuggets


I farted in your....

soup.

Burp in my....