Finish the sentence above you!

but...... i triped and fell right in front of them

i go home looking to ..................

get high and get laid.

My plans for tomorrow are......

getting ready fr a weekend away

my plans for this afternoon are.............

going to court for growing weed

i hope i dont

fart when the judge yells " NOT GUILTY " and whispers in your ear to share the love.


Then we all go out to...

the pub and get slaughterd.


meanwhile back at the ranch.........

dressing factory Henry is just wrapping up his training on the Hobart Indy-Mixer-4000.

But he wonders what his psychologist would say about his inability to...

distinguish a farthers hug and a punch in the face.

wich led the psychologist to .............

use heroin and...

sleep with dirty whores



tomorrow night im going to......

punch a cop who will...

..., wait make that tonight im going to hit up my twin neigbors, one being hippy one the popular girl, and have a 3 some...

If there not down for the 3way ill have to choose the...

dog which will be quite a.....

thats funny cause they do have a dog...haha

Tight fit, so i guess ill have to settle with one of the bitches

Hippy vs hot popular, ill have to choose...

to stop referring to the two women that you will not have sex with or probably any physical relationship with what so ever...

so then to ease the pain of resentment, you find a pipe and...

pack a bowl

but even after you smoke, your still pissed so you take a crow bar....

and set about your neighbours car cuz the twat parked in ya space again.

i feel much better after that..........

streaking party that I went to where 400 people...

all laughed at me at the same time, I guess i didn't.........

pull off the altimate score with the two FINE twins (your gana read it and like it). Fuck im a loser. Theres always...