OK jeffy, i'm pulling my pants down and hanging to the left just for ya.
I deal w/ government inspegctors all the time. And guess what, Im glad to and I think its necessary. In my industry (tattooing) a "shortcut" or "$ saver" can kill someone.
You wanna get tattooed from an uninspected shop or artist? You wanna expose yourself to AIDS, HIV, Hepatitis, MRSA and a bunch of other nasties without knowledge that the person tattooing you is trained in Bloodborne pathogens?
Fuck it right? If you get AIDS from a tattoo, well thats your fault huh? No need for any government oversight there.
How about your doctor, you care if hes actually qualified BEFORE he operates on you, your wife or kids?
How about the food you eat, you enjoy E Coli Jeff? Those damned inspectors ruining someones business by warning the masses of possible death from using their tainted product.
Make sure you use a lot of tongue action, gently cup my nutsack and look my right in the eyes too Jeff, thats how I like it