Do you think my cat knows how easily I could end his life?

abe supercro · May 30, 2015

mouse1818 said:
Cats dont give a fuck lol they just eat sleep and get fat.

. You fucking candy fiend, you don't know shit.

I don't open feed my cats.
hand feed 2-3 times a day and they're each more industrious and in better shape than @Iloveskywalkerog ;-)

Seriously, i think feeding time is an important element of having a bond and deeper contact/communication with pets; which will not occur the same way by always topping a bowl off. ppl are lazy and do what's ez. plus that's why animals get phat, the onus is on us pet owners usually.

Also,
one of my cats is training to be a welder at a local vocational school and another is taking online liberal arts classes from San Jose University.

mouse1818 · May 30, 2015

abe supercro said:
. You fucking candy fiend, you don't know shit.

I don't open feed my cats.
hand feed 2-3 times a day and they're each more industrious and in better shape than @Iloveskywalkerog

seriously, i think feeding time is an important element of having a bond and deeper contact/communication with pets; which will not occur the same way by always topping a bowl off. ppl are lazy and do what's ez. plus that's why animals get phat, the onus is on us pet owners usually.

one of my cats is training to be a welder at local vocational school and another is taking online liberal arts classes from San Jose University.

Cant take a joke? :lol:

mouse1818 · May 30, 2015

abe supercro said:
. You fucking candy fiend, you don't know shit.

I don't open feed my cats.
hand feed 2-3 times a day and they're each more industrious and in better shape than @Iloveskywalkerog

Seriously, i think feeding time is an important element of having a bond and deeper contact/communication with pets; which will not occur the same way by always topping a bowl off. ppl are lazy and do what's ez. plus that's why animals get phat, the onus is on us pet owners usually.

Also,
one of my cats is training to be a welder at a local vocational school and another is taking online liberal arts classes from San Jose University.

I'm all for keeping a cat as healthy as possible to have a long happy life instead of feeding them that fancy cat shit that gives them cancer.

abe supercro · May 30, 2015

mouse1818 said:
Cant take a joke?

who, you or me? I was being flippant, but joking.

mouse1818 said:
I'm all for keeping a cat as healthy as possible to have a long happy life instead of feeding them that fancy cat shit that gives them cancer.

That's smart.

You know sugar is poison, right?

Shea_Heights · May 30, 2015

Shea_Heights · May 30, 2015

mouse1818 said:
I'm all for keeping a cat as healthy as possible to have a long happy life instead of feeding them that fancy cat shit that gives them cancer.

I only ever feed my cat cheap bag food bought at the store and ive had him for 22 years now and looks as healthy as any cat out there. All animals live to be different ages same as all humans no matter how they live your lifes

lahadaextranjera · May 30, 2015

Id love it if my cat would eat a better dry food like the one the dog has. He's a junk food cat! He's not fat at all but has no interest in human food, even when I'm eating chicken or meat. He only wants his cat food! The dog is easy, he's a dustbin!

I have a great relationship with my cat because I fed him on the street for 3 months before I took him home. He's more like a dog and sits on command. My pitbull is seriously scared of this 4.5 kg cat! He's the boss and always will be!

lahadaextranjera · May 30, 2015

Shea_Heights said:
I only ever feed my cat cheap bag food bought at the store and ive had him for 22 years now and looks as healthy as any cat out there. All animals live to be different ages same as all humans no matter how they live your lifes

So he's about 3 then? So is mine!

My vet has a cat that is 17 in HUMAN years and going strong, it's no coincidence due to her profession. That cat will get maximum care and medication when needed.

Shea_Heights · May 30, 2015

lahadaextranjera said:
So he's about 3 then? So is mine!

My vet has a cat that is 17 in HUMAN years and going strong, it's no coincidence due to her profession. That cat will get maximum care and medication when needed.

I have 2 cats one is a girl cat that turned 2 this march and my old fella will turn 23 this august.

lahadaextranjera · May 30, 2015

Shea_Heights said:
I have 2 cats one is a girl cat that turned 2 this march and my old fella will turn 23 this august.

Aaah, so he's 22 in human years right now. That's amazing, well done. You must have taken excellent care of him. I wish I'd had mine that long. 15 -16 years was the longest.

Edit- I just re-read and you quite clearly wrote that you him for 22 years. Please excuse me, I'm high and it's 6am! Lol

WHATFG · May 30, 2015

Do you think the cat really gives a fuck whether or not you could end his life? Lol Cats control people....

mouse1818 · May 30, 2015

abe supercro said:
who, you or me? I was being flippant, but joking.
That's smart.

You know sugar is poison, right?

I dont know about that but it sure is a drug haha!

mouse1818 · May 30, 2015

Shea_Heights said:
I only ever feed my cat cheap bag food bought at the store and ive had him for 22 years now and looks as healthy as any cat out there. All animals live to be different ages same as all humans no matter how they live your lifes

Whats the name of the cat food you buy him?

charface · May 30, 2015

That cat sees you as a weird looking cat.
He enjoys your hunting and bring back food.
He feels comforted by your warmth at night.
He is genuinely glad you are around at times.
If he felt he were physically able he would hold your head to the ground and fuck the shit out of you.

Do not turn your back on him and do not teach him your ways.

In fact pick him up by the scruff once in a while just so he knows.

tyler.durden · May 30, 2015

Smart cleaning tip -

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean...

TCortese · May 31, 2015

Oh my God....

I got on here with about 250ug of AL-LAD in me to get peoples impressions on Shpongle's latest album and saw this.....After reading this I literally had to scrape my self up off the floor and force myself to stop laughing long enough to type some semblance of a reply.

Made my night, and that is REALLY saying something after what I just went through...

abe supercro · May 31, 2015

Have you ever been dropped or kicked in the head? There's a confession thread.

TCortese · May 31, 2015

Why the hell would you throw a brick at a cats head?

abe supercro · May 31, 2015

who got banned? give us a lil more to work with..

abe supercro · May 31, 2015

Do you think my cat knows how easily I could end his life?

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