Do you think my cat knows how easily I could end his life?

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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Fuck, dude. With that hint, you could be anybody. It'd be easier to figure out if you said you liked him. We'd have to choose between, what, 2 people?

Edit - oh, I get it. I didn't see the Sheen poster...
 
Red1966

Red1966

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bu$hleaguer said:
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Yes? No?


I don't think he thinks about his own mortality. I think he should, though. He would sense all of life's little nuances better and taste every morsel of salmon and brown rice cat food longer and more intensely. Am I wrong for thinking I should train him and make him stronger so he's more prepared for the end of days?
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Do you think about how easily your cat could end your life?
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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abe supercro said:
. You fucking candy fiend, you don't know shit.


I don't open feed my cats.
hand feed 2-3 times a day and they're each more industrious and in better shape than @Iloveskywalkerog ;-)


Seriously, i think feeding time is an important element of having a bond and deeper contact/communication with pets; which will not occur the same way by always topping a bowl off. ppl are lazy and do what's ez. plus that's why animals get phat, the onus is on us pet owners usually.

Also,
one of my cats is training to be a welder at a local vocational school and another is taking online liberal arts classes from San Jose University.
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What are you? mother fuckin Jack Hannah and shit? lmao:P
 
Shea_Heights

Shea_Heights

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mouse1818 said:
Whats the name of the cat food you buy him?
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I only have ever feed my oldest cat either whiskas or friskies bag food. He wont touch anything else but the bag food if I give him milk or wet cat food he wont touch it. He wont even eat real chicken or fish if i rip him off a peice but my youngest cat will anything and everything you put in front of her.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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So the demon beast barfed yesterday.

But it wasn't a hairball. Nope, no hairball. And it wasn't just kitty stomach juice. Nope.

It was a fully intact baby bird all slathered up in tummy froth. My old lady was too grossed out to take a picture unfortunately I guess but I would have for all to see the glory.

I think this beast can detach it's jaw and swallow it's prey. He's evil.
 
Diabolical666

Diabolical666

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bu$hleaguer said:
So the demon beast barfed yesterday.

But it wasn't a hairball. Nope, no hairball. And it wasn't just kitty stomach juice. Nope.

It was a fully intact baby bird all slathered up in tummy froth. My old lady was too grossed out to take a picture unfortunately I guess but I would have for all to see the glory.

I think this beast can detach it's jaw and swallow it's prey. He's evil.
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He was barfing up your share of the dinner:P
 
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