Do you think my cat knows how easily I could end his life?

[bu$hleaguer]

Yes? No?


I don't think he thinks about his own mortality. I think he should, though. He would sense all of life's little nuances better and taste every morsel of salmon and brown rice cat food longer and more intensely. Am I wrong for thinking I should train him and make him stronger so he's more prepared for the end of days?

 

[Dyna Ryda]

lmao, first good lol of the day, and my kid ask me "what's so funny daddy"

 

[abe supercro]

Definitely cross-train your cats for higher functions! Mine's learning how to operate an automobile. Cats fucking rule.

Yesterday as soon i brought the boy out, he was nearly on a chipmunk's ass.....BOOM.... both of em hauled ass and scratched bark up a maple tree. Next thing I know I'm trying to get my cat out of the tree with a rake.

Another day he jammed his arm into a toaster that was "ON", only one second after trying to fight a raccoon thru the kitchen screen.

 

[ChingOwn]

Nice backsplash bro, train that battle cat.

 

[CC Dobbs]

The cat knows everything and is only barely tolerating you. Be thankful.

 

[ODanksta]

I once thought it would be a good idea to give my old cat a bath... needless to say, I got fucked up..

 

[haloman420]

Cats think they own us. Though they can be trained. Your cat however looks a bit older and set in its ways. And evil as shit. So he probably stands over you in your sleep thinking I wonder if he and or she knows how easy i could kill em.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Well I've decided to train him after getting all the pm's about doing so. I put a little helmet on him and I've been shadow boxing with him and occasionally really ringing his tiny bell. He recovers very slowly right now but I bet by the next session he'll be stronger yet! It's really exciting knowing that I'm making the super cat.

 

[Pinworm]

Bushy beats the pussy up.

 

[Diabolical666]

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Yes? No?


I don't think he thinks about his own mortality. I think he should, though. He would sense all of life's little nuances better and taste every morsel of salmon and brown rice cat food longer and more intensely. Am I wrong for thinking I should train him and make him stronger so he's more prepared for the end of days?

dont you dare touch that black beauty!!!

 

[Diabolical666]

Well I've decided to train him after getting all the pm's about doing so. I put a little helmet on him and I've been shadow boxing with him and occasionally really ringing his tiny bell. He recovers very slowly right now but I bet by the next session he'll be stronger yet! It's really exciting knowing that I'm making the super cat.

seriously I bet that cat could kill you...mine takes on the pit pup and the shepard...they both fear him..he is a gawd

 

[neosapien]

That cat looks like a destroyer of worlds. A little obsidian Sith Lord.

 

[Diabolical666]

Definitely cross-train your cats for higher functions! Mine's learning how to operate an automobile. Cats fucking rule.

Yesterday as soon i brought the boy out, he was nearly on a chipmunk's ass.....BOOM.... both of em hauled ass and scratched bark up a maple tree. Next thing I know I'm trying to get my cat out of the tree with a rake.
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Another day he jammed his arm into a toaster that was "ON", only one second after trying to fight a raccoon thru the kitchen screen.

tounces...fuckin tounces

 

[dannyboy602]

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[ebgood]

LOL. i remember one time i killed my cat. he got up and killed me right back. we both just drank beer and laughed

 

[Flaming Pie]

My cat is dumbest cunt.

She will have food and water but meow until I show her the food and then most of the time not eat the food a d bother me more.

Shes always sneaking up into my lap, and when I have to pee she wont get the fu k off of me. So I have to remove her and her claws from my lap.

She keeps me up at night. Her fat ass try's to snuggle on me and I toss and turn at night. Plus she is really heavy. So I lock her out of my room. Then she wakes me up an hour before my alarm goes off every morning. Or meows sadly outside my door.

One time she knocked over the food container and it spilled all over the floor. She didn't eat any of jt until I pit it jn her bowl.

I am not nice to my cat. We have a love hate relationship. She loves me even though I hate her.

 

[dangledo]

Just don't bury him in the semetary.

 

[haloman420]

My cat is dumbest cunt.

She will have food and water but meow until I show her the food and then most of the time not eat the food a d bother me more.

Shes always sneaking up into my lap, and when I have to pee she wont get the fu k off of me. So I have to remove her and her claws from my lap.

She keeps me up at night. Her fat ass try's to snuggle on me and I toss and turn at night. Plus she is really heavy. So I lock her out of my room. Then she wakes me up an hour before my alarm goes off every morning. Or meows sadly outside my door.

One time she knocked over the food container and it spilled all over the floor. She didn't eat any of jt until I pit it jn her bowl.

I am not nice to my cat. We have a love hate relationship. She loves me even though I hate her.

Sounds like your cat has trained you well. Lol.

 

[mouse1818]

Cats dont give a fuck lol they just eat sleep and get fat.