do we have any exterminators here?
- Thread starter racerboy71
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Singlemalt
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I had a peach tree that the fuckers were always getting into....I ringed the trunk with "Tanglefoot"...worked great until enough ant bodies got stuck and then they'd walk across the bodies of their dead sisters and fuck the peaches. I ended up fucking washing and scrubbing the old shit off and putting new on each year....washing and scrubbing a tree trunk??!! Fuck meGlue?
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
send him over klite, finally, someone who is on the same page as i am with these things, lol..Hey Ive got a friend who might be able to help. Hes slightly psychotic and a chain smoker (a bit like the TnT crowd?), but at least he gets the job done!
Or one of these turkeys:
secondly,would you happen to know where i might be able to rent an aardvark?? if anyone sees a story about an aardvark going missing from the zoo, it wasn't me.
SirGreenThumb
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Oh I have an idea, make them your slaves and create an ant farm. 
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
already thought about that one sirgreenthumb, but i'm having problems finding whips small enough for the job..Oh I have an idea, make them your slaves and create an ant farm.
SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
Rubber band on a stick? or toothpick?
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
yeah, but what happens when these ants turn out to be into bdsm, and they call of their slave friends and tell them that they've found a new master? i'd really be up shits creek without a paddle at that point..
SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
At that point you start breeding the ants to make a super ant to keep the weirdo ants away.yeah, but what happens when these ants turn out to be into bdsm, and they call of their slave friends and tell them that they've found a new master? i'd really be up shits creek without a paddle at that point..
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
shee'it, idk why i didn't think of this sooner.. always wanted to be a master breeder, who'd have guessed it was going to be ants and not cannabis though?? i guess you've gotta work with the hand you were dealt. may sgt, you really are a problem solver, lol..At that point you start breeding the ants to make a super ant to keep the weirdo ants away.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
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SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
This has become a fun conversation, just to be real.
Never thought I could get so much amusement out of ants.
Never thought I could get so much amusement out of ants.
Silly String
Well-Known Member
Wow! We pay child support to someone who puts everything in too!
Cryin' shame, it would be illegal to feed her Boraxo. Murder is still frowned upon in Oregon. Damn.
urban1026835
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Don't know if this will work racer but instead of sprinkling a chemical powder type deal around in prison we would take chile pepper juice or jalapeno juice and pour it in a small line in front of the door and I' be damned they want none of that stuff.
urban1026835
Well-Known Member
or you can hire pin and chewy to come over and pull out their little ant eaters and go to work.
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
i've tried pepper and cinnamon both urban, i think last year at this time of year when they tend to first show their ugly heads..
it did seem to stop them from going over the line i made, i just don't know how i'd scale this up to go around my entire house is all.. it's rather large, and idk how things like wind and rain, not to mention the dog, walking through the line would affect it's effectiveness.. i am thinking these minor fixes aren't going to cut it, not that i don't appreciate every bit of help and tips i can get..
SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
I don't know about you guys, but chili pepper juice and jalapeno juice sounds pretty good to me.. I'd love to put some of that stuff on a nice fried chicken sandwich. MMMM...
urban1026835
Well-Known Member
we always used the pickled stuff in juice. Maybe mix a batch of vinegar water and Tabasco then foliar feed your house around the outside.
Somebody on here has to be a working exterminator..sure a well liked guy such as yourself will get the help you desire in no time.
and now...dabs a make me dance!
Somebody on here has to be a working exterminator..sure a well liked guy such as yourself will get the help you desire in no time.
and now...dabs a make me dance!
racerboy71
bud bootlegger
pickled stuff in juice? do you happen to mean pickle juice?? lol.. umm, i kind of like this idea, not dangerous to the dog, and hopefully effective..
this shit is getting rather old to say the least..
SirGreenThumb
Well-Known Member
Have you thought about going and finding where they are coming from? If you can find their colony then you can get rid of them at the source.
Just a thought.
urban1026835
Well-Known Member
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like the pickled chile peppers and such like these.
pickled stuff in juice? do you happen to mean pickle juice?? lol.. umm, i kind of like this idea, not dangerous to the dog, and hopefully effective..
like the pickled chile peppers and such like these.